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441: James Potter and the Emerald Elfstone - Lily

Jun 19, 2004 21:03

I'm almost out of theme weeks... I think we'll probably do two more after Elf Week, and then be back to our regularly scheduled random sueage.

TITLE: James Potter and the Emerald Elfstone (OMG James/Aragorn OTP!)
PERPETRATOR: WolfGurl18 (I think having 'gurl' in one's username should automatically lose you ten points)

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rating - awful, ct - elf (part), sue - lily potter, p - crossover

Comments 55

mrben June 19 2004, 20:33:17 UTC

Doesn't read so much as having Robert Jordan influence (although that might explain why it's so awful) but more like a Magician rip-off with LoTR characters thrown in for measure.

rainlights June 19 2004, 20:38:34 UTC

I for one would like to see a stare-off contest between Lan and Allanon. Who can look the most dark and brooding, go! I think we should set some Aiel on the Sue'Thor. Better yet, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named meets Rand, A.K.A. the cara'carn A.K.A. the artist formerly known as Al'Thor. Darkhounds vs. Fluffy vs. the shape-shifting dog in the first Elfstones book. Nazgul vs. Dementors vs. Shades. Tom Bombadil meets the River King. The One Power vs. Elfstones vs. wands vs. the Ring. So many mutated plotbunnies...wasted. And then I realized I read too much fantasy.

vytresna June 20 2004, 13:40:44 UTC

Why does everyone say Allanon is a ripoff of Gandalf, anyway? I mean, Gandalf never had anything approaching his creepy factor. He's like... the chaos theorist in Jurassic Park, only he cold-bloodedly orchestrates the survival of the world and is... really really creepy.

Terry Brooks had so many fake deaths in Sword of Shannara, I guess he had to compensate by the time he got to Callahorn. He compensated all through Elfstones as well. Then he got some balance. But all those fake deaths in Sword of Shannara just add to the denial.

And whenever I say "Allanon" out loud, people think I mean Alcoholics Anonymous. Don't get me started on "Antrax"...

parcae June 20 2004, 20:46:43 UTC

Wow. I don't know you, but I think I might be madly in love with you. (Sorry if I offend.)

oy vey. anonymous June 19 2004, 20:39:38 UTC

it's chicks like these who kill feminism and send us all backwards.

"Oh. So you think that because I am a girl, I cant track, or hunt, or kill?"

ooooh, lookit the mystic elf-lady-person and her super-nature-skills. i'm soooo sure feminists everywhere are cheering for this hyper-sensitive and easily offended biatch.

Re: oy vey. littleststeph June 19 2004, 20:51:00 UTC

Tee hee "oy vey" I haven't heard that since primary school.

As for the sue, bleh.

Re: oy vey. cabsy June 19 2004, 20:59:31 UTC

I was talking to a friend online one night and said oy vey, to which he replied,
"What, are you Canadian or something?"

Re: oy vey. irithofmirkwood June 19 2004, 21:34:21 UTC

*snorts* Lol.

Thread 5

coocoocthulhu June 19 2004, 20:47:24 UTC

" You do not know why you are here so I suggest you think before you speak."
My inner fangirl added in the line 'And then Sirius kicked Peter in the nads for his insolence.'

" Im serious Sirius, and no I know I am not you.
My inner fangirl is flipping off the screen with both hands and screaming obscenities.

Geez, Elf!Lily is cool. I mean, Movie!Arwen bashed Glorfindel over the head with a shovel to steal his part, but then Elf!Lily beat up Movie!Arwen, so Elf!Lily's like... the Godzilla of suetry.
Only not as cool.
My inner fangirl is demolishing Tokyo in a fit of rage.

plasticfucktard June 19 2004, 21:22:04 UTC

Elf!Lily's like... the Godzilla of suetry.
Only not as cool.
My inner fangirl is demolishing Tokyo in a fit of rage.

...But that makes your inner fangirl Elf!Lily. I think your inner fangirl might be better represented as Mothra, or maybe King Kong.

*envisions Elf!Lily!Godzila being taken down by a giant coocoocthulu"!moth with a spork*

plasticfucktard June 19 2004, 21:24:09 UTC

Wow, I'm super-lame at html. It was supposed to say coocoocthulhu!moth.

coocoocthulhu June 20 2004, 19:41:50 UTC

Yay I get to be like Rob Smith from The Cure!!!

/South Park fangirl

cabsy June 19 2004, 20:56:40 UTC

For some reason, every time I read the word Arborlon I kept seeing abortion.... I don't know why...

That's about all I have to say about that. Oh, yeah...

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Yea. irithofmirkwood June 19 2004, 21:35:42 UTC

Me too.

Re: Yea. lizziwig June 20 2004, 05:48:41 UTC

Ditto. Or as 'Avalon', spelt badly. Oh dear god, it's a Marion Zimmer Bradley crossover as well.

vytresna June 20 2004, 13:48:37 UTC

Isn't that the place of the Ellcrys tree in Elfstones, or do I misremember?