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0003: Punk Butt Hermione - Hermione Granger

Apr 08, 2003 07:46

And now, boys and girls, we're going to bag ourselves one of the most dangerous of all Potter Sues... the 'Ermione Sue! This little shielah has enough venom in 'er to kill a man ten times over! Crikey! Ain't she a beaut?

TITLE: Punk Butt Hermione?
PERPETRATOR: Ice Bear

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

WRITING: ****

SUEAGE: *****

WRONGNESS ( Read more... )

rating - toxic, jr - tramp, rom - draco malfoy, bh - purple hair, sue - hermione granger, pf - makeover, pa - au - character facets mangled, ntt - dark/emo/punkish titles, o - pepper jack cheese, pc - punk, rom - hermione granger, ship - draco/hermione, sw-c - tootsitramp, or - lingerie, nts - name is in the title (cc-o), bh - pink hair, sw-c - bitchiwitch, pa - au doesnt excuse the impossible, b - speshul hair

Comments 41

Hoohoo! That's a riot anonymous April 8 2003, 08:37:59 UTC

this is my longest story ever and I'm sensitive.

Oh sweet JEEBUS, she claims to start a fight with some chick and gets suspended, takes a bullshit attitude to all the flamers of her story, and then claims she's SENSITIVE?!

Punk Butt Princess here needs to sort out her shit.

Docda Jones

snarky_snape April 8 2003, 09:40:02 UTC

Ok stud-muffin, you look ready to knock her off her feet to position, he he." Draco said to him slef as he check to make sure he was a sexy beast (he always is, if he tries or not, hehehehehehe) "Stunning!" the mirror told him in a wheezy and sleepy voice before Draco left.

Stud-muffin... *laughs*

Sexy beast... Well, maybe a cute ferret.

Poor Draco. Mary Sues tend to always torture him or Snape. My Suewarts character might do that as well. Mwa ha ha!

We should really start a compaign. S³ - "Save Slytherin from Sues"

pottersues April 8 2003, 10:02:07 UTC

Your icon is amusing in the extreme. ^_^

snarky_snape April 8 2003, 10:08:51 UTC

Thanks. I get bored and make crazy icons. You can steal it if you want.

Slytherins 4eva!!!111

blithesea April 12 2003, 04:17:09 UTC

I have to second that, the icon is brilliant!

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^^ katmillia April 8 2003, 15:00:02 UTC

I too, will admit to being strangely drawn towards the Slytherin house. Oh humph.

Actually, to prove my love for the Green and White, I had my mother's friend knit me a scarf that closely resembles the ones used in the movie- in Slytherin colors. Yay! My friend and one of her other friends both have Gryffindor scarves (made in the same fashion as mine)

Yay Slytherin!

pandoras_closet May 12 2003, 12:49:51 UTC

Its the parenthsied comments that turn me off.

Furthermore, while I can see Hermey decidng to change her image and going totally oppisite, I can't see her setting her cap for Draco. Ron or Harry or hell, even Neville, but Draco? He's done way to much to hurt her and her friends.

Rule of thumb told to me once; If the author's name is or includes canon names, like Angelina Potter, for example, its probably a Mary Sue.

loweko May 14 2003, 12:15:00 UTC

Stupid question.

What's a "quieph" ?

loweko July 21 2003, 13:06:57 UTC

This baffled me for a long, long time, but I think she was trying to phonetically (?) spell "queef." (Stupid chick-magazine speak for passing gas through the female parts) I could most certainly be wrong, though.

Now I wanna know what the Quiephs said about her story... :)

Erin
http://www.journalfen.com/users/oddplaces