5127: Dark Flower - Edward Necro/Erik Lokison

[pottersues]

Number four on the list is Avengers at 2.2k. Yet again I found more than one story to feature.
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Title: Dark Flower

Perpetrator: Edward Necro

Sue-O-Meter: Bad

Cover/Banner Art: The writer’s avatar is of an Anime character, possibly the writer’s OC.

Summary: “…What happens when one Albus Dumbledoor Headmaster of Hogwarts supreme mugwump warlock finds out

Comments

[anonymous]

Yeah, if you call Dumbledore "Dumbles" in your summary for a fic that isn't crack or otherwise silly, I am not going to try reading it. It's the same thing with calling Voledmort "Moldy Shorts." If you want me to take your story seriously, then don't use cutsey fandom nicknames.

Mpreg is pretty standard for Loki. I'm just struggling to figure out what Loki getting pregnant has to do with Dumbledore's dirty secret. Did he knock someone up who gave birth to Loki who then gave birth to this character? Did Dumbledore have sex with Laufey? Did Laufey knock Dumbledore up? And even if he did, would anyone actually care? Obviously, it's never mentioned in canon, but I wouldn't necessarily be surprised in certain kinds of fan fic if there exists a potion or a spell to make a man pregnant, and therefore in such stories I feel like most wizards and witches wouldn't bat much of an eye at that.

This kind of feels like a troll to me. But you've got more experience in this field, Pottersues, so if you don't think it's a troll, I suppose it's not.

[darth_gojira]

This is definitely a troll. A very, very, unfunny troll.