4154: An Unusual Marriage - Draco, Harry and everyone else

[pottersues]

Title: An Unusual Marriage
Perpetrator: Drarry-Lisa
Sue-O-Meter: Toxic
Cover/Banner Art: The writer’s avatar is of Draco and Harry, which is really weird for the cover of the book.
Summary: “Fed up of Draco's and Harry's colorful sex life, their parents decide to get them married to each other and stop their dancing around each other once for all.

Comments

[anonymous]

I don't get it, so are they merely sex friends or do their interactions extend past that? Plus, if both characters are promiscuous, I don't see marriage would have changed anything. People don't magically, no pun intended, become sexually placated just because they're married. What was this supposed to solve?

[darth_gojira]

My question is why does Draco need to be a girl for this? If you're going to fap over Tom Felton, fap over Tom Felton, you know? Is this homophobia, or the writer just unable to write in a different gender? (spoilers: it's not that hard. See also: J.K. Rowling herself)

And what did James do to the Suethor to make her write him out?

[yemi_hikari]

Perhaps the writer didn't feel that they could do a forced marriage between two characters of the same sex because same sex couples are missing some of the important elements which come up in regards to arranged marriages?

[darth_gojira]

It's almost as if forced marriage is the only way they can get the characters together....

[yemi_hikari]

I wish author's would stop turning the canon characters of any given series into sex fiends when they're not. Most people aren't into kink culture in real life, so justifying a character as being interested, but also keeping them in character is no easy task.