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[potteritis]

Well, since everybody else is talking about Hogsmeade, I might as well.

Instead of lining up with everybody else for Hogsmeade, I told Ron and Hermione to go on ahead and then went to go see Dumbledore. I asked him if he was absolutely sure I belonged in Advanced Potions (and mentioned my complete lack of talent in that subject), but he just

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[not_draconis]

Stop playing with those Chocolate Frogs, Potter. Madame Pince is beginning to catch on and I would very much like for her to yell at you when I have left the library. I still have a headache and her screams wouldn't help it.

[not_draconis]

For some strange reason, I feel safe in the fact that you will survive.

I'm warning you, Potter. If it even looks like Madame Pince is thinking about coming in this general direction I won't hesitate to take points myself.

[potteritis]

For what? Breathing in your general direction?

[not_draconis]

No. For damaging school property and inflicting harm on a fellow student's health.

[potteritis]

Okay, technically, that last part was the fault of the tea rose in your common room, not me.

[not_draconis]

Technically, you aren't helping it if you encourage Madame Pince to test out her vocal abilities.

[potteritis]

I'm not encouraging her. I'm avoiding her. Hence why I switched tables. And, anyway, I told you to leave, didn't I?

[not_draconis]

Why do I have to leave? I was here first so it's only right that you be the one to leave.

[potteritis]

Because I'm not the one with the headache, you infinitely stupid person. Though I feel one coming on right about now.

[not_draconis]

Infinitely stupid person?! Are you serious? This coming from the Gryffindor who comes to a library to flick Chocolate Frogs at people.

[potteritis]

I didn't come to the library to flick Chocolate Frogs at people. I came to do my homework. And flick Chocolate Frogs at people. But, hey, if you're feeling left out--

[not_draconis]

Don't you dare flick one of those at me, Potter.

[potteritis]

Oh, oops. My fingers missed the order from my brain.

[not_draconis]

Potter! Are you out of your mind? It landed in my hair. A Chocolate-sodding-Frog landed in my hair, Potter.

15 points from Gryffindor for being the most insufferable git in the known history of the world.

[potteritis]

Do you hear that, Malfoy? That's the sound of sweet, sweet revenge. Oh, and chocolate staining that pretty golden hair of yours.

[not_draconis]

I would just like to reiterate my extreme hatred for you. Just in case it has slipped your mind, I pray that you contract a non-responsive disease or, better yet, actually succeed in being killed one day.

If you think this is going to make me leave the library you are sadly mistaken, Potter.