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[potter_mouth]

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Comments

[lookscomefirst]

KILL DOLPHINS???
I'm crying now, just so you know.

[potter_mouth]

.TAWT LUFPLEHNU UOY ,SNIHPLOD EHT EVA OT GNIYRT UOY EES T'NOD I LLEEW

[lookscomefirst]

Go ask my twin for help! she's the smart one!!

[potter_mouth]

!GNIMLEHWREDNU YLEVITISOP SAW AELP YM OT ESNOPSER EHT !PLEH ROF ENOYREVE DEKSA I

[no_opinion]

I suppose the Ravenclaws could think about fixing you as an additional project for our study group, but we really ought to concentrate on revising, revising, revising, and finishing up our applications.

[potter_mouth]

.REVETAHW TUB .TI DEEN UOY NEHW UOY PLEH OT GNIOG YLLAUTCA TON M'I EKIL TON S'TI DNA .EM FO ETAREDISNOCNI EB DLUOW TAHT .SNOITACILPPA RUOYMORF UOY TCARTSID OT TNAW T'NDLUOW I ,LLEW ,HO

[cleverlyanthony]

I would help, but for some reason trying to decipher your backwards conversation has apparently made me a better reader. I didn't think that was possible as I'm already a very proficient reader, so thank you, Potter!

Besides, like Padma said, we do need to revise.

[potter_mouth]

.THGIR TUP GNIEB FO YTILIBISSOP EHT REHTRUF OT SEMMARGORP NOISIVELET LAREVES ECUDORP OT NALP OSLA I .EM GNIXIF MORF UOY TCARTSID OT DEPLEH I DALG M'I ,LLEW ,HO

[acridturpintine]

?lleps lasrever hceeps a deirt ydaerla uoy evaH .pleh ot yrt ll'I ,enif ,hO

[potter_mouth]

.WONK UOY ,DIPUTS YLBIDERCNI TAHT TON YLLAER M'I .LLEPS LASREVER HCEEPS A DEIRT I ESRUOC FO

[nothisbitch]

Your backwards writing is giving me a headache. Isn't there any way you can fix it, Potter?

[potter_mouth]

!SEGA ROF GNIYRT NEEB EV'I TUB ,DECITON UOY FI WONK T'NOD I

[dracoisyourking]

All right, Potter, this is getting borderline ridiculous. Perhaps a good beating will help your disorder.

If you say no, I will have to assume you're merely doing this to make a deal out of yourself again. Anything to get on the cover of the Daily Prophet, no?

[insectintegrity]

Readers aren't terribly interested in backwards-talking, but if he went a little further we might be able to think about cover story treatment.

For instance:

POTTER DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
Talks Backwards and Spits Fire

[terryclothrags]

How is the fire thing news? That's right around reporting that the earth is actually a globe, that is.

[insectintegrity]

Has he actually been expelling burning flames from his mouth?

You see, if that is true, the journalistic world-- and obviously the larger Wizarding World-- is unaware that Potter's mouth isn't just overused.