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EVIL PLOTS: THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR HOGWARTS ANYMORE.

Sep 30, 2007 22:32

HEY, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT'S ODD THAT THE DEATH EATERS HAVE A CRICKET MATCH SCHEDULED? ISN'T THAT A TYPICALLY MUGGLE GAME? OR DO THEY BOWL WITH MUGGLES OR SOMETHING ( Read more... )

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thewandmaster October 1 2007, 05:52:24 UTC

The entire conference is a travesty, Mr. Potter. Has it occurred to you that absolutely none of it makes sense, least of all the affinity for cricket?

potter_mouth October 2 2007, 04:08:06 UTC

WELL, YEAH. I GUESS. I MEAN...I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? GOD, I CAN'T TAKE THIS SORT OF PRESSURE!

herbology_dork October 1 2007, 05:53:32 UTC

you are right, that is very weird. why wouldn't they just play quidditch?
hey, maybe if i had my sword i could cut these phones away from us all! maybe i can accio it... wait, we don't have our wands either, do we. well then....

hello, Evil Overlords... now wait a minute there, i object to... AUGH! NO! WHY IS IT ALWAYS NAKEDNESS? i'm sorry sir, it's just that anyone who can say such things about mug... AUGH, AGAIN! MAKE IT STOP!! "Twenty Unique Ways to Torture Muggle Children" will be held at 11:11pm in suite 666. yeah, same to you.

there must be some way to get out of this. we brought people back from the dead, Harry, we can solve this! i can't take much more of this, i simply cannot stand aiding the spread of such horrible, sinister ideas!

potter_mouth October 2 2007, 04:07:22 UTC

I DON'T KNOW, NEVILLE. BRINGING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN SEEING PHOTOGRAPHS OF VOLDEMORT NAKED.

waitingfortom October 1 2007, 05:56:48 UTC

They probably play some awful variation like using Muggle bones and skins for it or something...

What? No, the "Muggle Taxidermy Craft Hour" was cancelled at the last minute. Something to do with inhaling too many of the supplies? But you can check out "Why Wizards Are Awesome" at that hour instead.

potter_mouth October 2 2007, 04:06:20 UTC

I THINK THAT'S A STUPID TALK. OF COURSE WIZARDS ARE AWESOME. IF THEY WEREN'T, NOBODY WOULD WANT TO BE ONE.

waitingfortom October 2 2007, 04:23:43 UTC

But they'll probably do it in a way that says "oh we're so much better than Muggles, filthy Mudbloods," and all that.

thewandmaster October 2 2007, 04:35:05 UTC

When will they realise that they're not going to convince anybody unless they are more careful with their language? It's people like this that have set back the cause.

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dracoisyourking October 2 2007, 12:24:56 UTC

I FOUND YOU :)

potter_mouth October 3 2007, 07:04:29 UTC

BUT NOT A SYNTHETIC BRAIN YET, I SEE. OH WELL, YOU WILL.