"Yogurt is a Norse word, so is Kiosk"
"You can buy a T-shirt at the Kiosk that says, 'I was fucked by vikings'."
"*cough* ...tigers!"
"Sooooo, badgers can be choosers."
"Ox-Wanters! Ox-Wanters are eeevvilll!"
"Vote for Obama because Skittles are the only thing that Darth Vader can eat."
My friend Josh is great because yesterday he called me and asked if
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