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[hermarejesty]

WHO: Princess Celestia and Nick Fury
WHAT: Nick Fury meets his new roommate
WHERE: the Bins
WHEN: Backdated a while to when Celestia arrived
WARNINGS: ... magical pegasus unicorns

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[oneeyedeagle]

[Sometimes idly, Fury would wonder what life was like for people who didn't check the peephole and answer the door holding an M1911. Not seeing any spies or spooks, he yanked the door open and immediately wished he hadn't.]

...Prove you're not a hallucination, or an illusion sent by someone who wants to kill me. You have ten seconds. Go.

[hermarejesty]

[Celestia raised both eyebrows, but didn't retreat. She'd been prepared for the possibility of surprise or hostility, but this was really something else!]

[she laughs and shakes her head]

I know most of you aren't used to ponies, but I don't think I'm too much more unusual than a lot of the other people who live here!

[oneeyedeagle]

[This really, really isn't worth the battle. As much as he liked to think it wasn't happening, Nick had seen the weird-ass pony folks around the network and they seemed...ridiculous, almost unreal, but not bad.

He put his gun down on a nearby table, and rubbed the back of his neck with a sigh.]

Lemmie guess. Yer' my new roommate?

[hermarejesty]

[Celestia smiled.]

I am. I hope this isn't going to be a problem, but I'm sure it needn't be. My name is Celestia - what should I call you?