#3-2 (the billboards off the highway that only you can see)

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HOW TO: EAT TACOS WHILE DRIVING A CAR WITH A MANUAL TRANSMISSION DOWN A FOUR-LANE ROAD WITH A SPEED LIMIT OF 45 MILES PER HOUR

With your good hand (i.e., your right hand if you’re right-handed, or left) hold the taco at the end away from you, while creating a “cup” with the palm of that hand in case the taco fillings fall out the other end as you

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[catlips]

i am always happy to see your icon. :) and i don't know if i'd feel that bad sitting alone in a fast food place. i don't find them intimidating. i'd just fake-text my heart away. once i went to applebees by myself and chugged like 12 electric lemonades though, and that felt kind of lame. but amazing. but lame. there's something about applebees. the waitress started giving me looks and i told her my grandfather had just died...he died like 15 years ago but whatever.

peace

[aspiring2live]

I... don't think this is about a taco. Is it?

And then one day you find, ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you've missed the starting gun...
P. Floyd

[amolasses]

stop spying on me.

[jasonanonymous]

Oh... I thought you meant a different kind of taco.

My bad.

yeah. It passes.

[kenopolis]

My advice? Next time you feel that way? Do one of 2 things. Either A: Eat inside the damn restaurant, and screw your selfish pride.
or B: Restrain yourself, and don't eat until you get to your destination.

I generally choose B. Sometimes the food can grow cold that way, but that's what microwaves are for. Besides, I really enjoy sitting down with some good American Pretend Mexican food, and watching a dvd of the latest Redbox flick to catch my attention. There is something supremely satisfing about it.