Title: Conserving Water
Author:
possibly_thrice Rating: G
Pairing/Character(s): Crowley and Aziraphale and multiple members of the family cactaceae.
Summary: Crowley experiments with succulents. Or rather, doesn't, much.
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As a rule, Crowley liked his plants glossy and prehistoric. )
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Anyway, ;ove this, am action ba bysitting.
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>In his mind it had more in common with the toaster, or the television.<
>flowering periodically in colors that might have been distilled from one of Pollution's better sunsets.<
>perhaps coax it to be a little more presentable while still keeping the spiny and menacing aspect.<
>They didn't so much as rattle when he promised to pluck them out individually and make salad out of whatever was left.<
>It was shaped a bit like an antler would have been if antlers were commonly noted for being green and fuzzy and three inches long,<
>said meaningfully, "What else did you bring?"<
>The rest of the evening had passed uneventfully, except for a recategorization of penguins as fish. <
>(One of the things the television had in common with the cactus was that it was more perceptive than he gave it credit for.) ...the understated nature of his revelation that these green, unprepossessing critters ( ... )
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PRETEND THAT I AM COHERENT
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2) OKAY BUT I'M NOT A VERY GOOD ACTOR I'M AFRAID
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