To honor my newly deceased attention span:

[possibly_thrice]

Leave a comment with a character and/or pairing you know I write, and I will write you a 100 word drabble.

Caveat: I am not actually good at limited word counts because hellooooooo, utter lack of self control, so that could end up anywhere from like 50 to 500 words.

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JIM'S MAMA IS MY FAVE

[possibly_thrice]

The sheer clouds are webbed with shadows like bird tracks when someone rings the buzzer. McCoy knows this because he has spent the last several minutes staring at them from his excellent vantage point sprawled out on the dusty and unforgiving stretch of floor at the foot of his bed. "Go to hell," he says to his mysterious caller, and Jim mumbles something along those general lines into what is in fact McCoy's fucking pillow. But the door slides open nonetheless, and holy Mary, Mother of God, he ends up eye-to-toe with a pair of utterly ridiculous cowboy, or rather, cowgirl boots that look like they might actually be the five hundred years old they ought to be

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[blcwriter]

Jim says something that could be hi, Mom, or anything, really, from shit to hallelujah.

Knowing Jim, it's probably both.

"Winona Kirk," the intruder says, and leans over and wraps her fingers around his upturned wrist and shaking his hand in the same way that most people shake towels to snap the dampness out of them.

So, so perfect.

Jim's mama wears cowboy boots. OF COURSE. And Jim's slivered irises are silver this morning.

NNNNGHGH, woman. So good.

Thank you. I hope you post this to K/M.

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[possibly_thrice]

So glad you enjoyed! In my head this is not at all finished, but I will probably post it if I cannot get the rest out for laziness etc.

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[blcwriter]

Obvious response is forthcoming.

MOAR, PLS. CEILING WINONA IZ SHAKIN YOUR HAND LIKE A WET TOWEL, WATCHIN U, SAYIN U WRITE MOAR. NAOW.

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[possibly_thrice]

*ded*

I am full of fear of Ceiling Winona. Not quite as full of fear as I am of my own mother, though. Which is resulting in extremely conflicted interests, currently.

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[blcwriter]

Your mama would be afraid of Jim's mama, too. In fact, I'm thinking we need an AU fic where Amanda's not *ded* and Jim and Spock go missing and she and Winona are all "NO, THEY BE HURTIN MAH CHILDREN (AN' STEALIN MAH BUKKIT, GODDAMNIT)" and go Bad-Ass Ceiling Mama on the BAD GUYZ. Because I think they're the 23rd century's Thelma and Louise.

Bonus points for lolrus inclusion. :)

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[possibly_thrice]

I beg to differ on the front of my mother! However, I Approve of your AU fic concept and encourage you to write it!

...:'D

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[lunabee34]

Oh dear lord in heaven above,

Thank you above all else, for this, the image of Winona Kirk in cowboy boots scaring the shit out of Leonard McCoy.

Amen

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[possibly_thrice]

I shall blaspheme by speaking for your god and say that you are Welcome. :DDD

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[syredronning]

Woah, great - and scary!

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[possibly_thrice]

Scary? Really? Well, uh, good!

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[rubynye]

I adore this more than words can express.

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[possibly_thrice]

*does embarrassing little dance*

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[boosette]

I MISSED THIS THE FIRST TIME.

HOW DID I MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME?

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND HAS MADE MY DAY INFINITELY BETTER ZOMG.

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[possibly_thrice]

Thank yoooou.

(By the way-- you may have missed the other Pike/Number One snippet I did for this meme?)

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[boosette]

jsfghskgjhasdf WAIT WHAT.

AND YOU -- OMG.

THAT IS FATHER-SON PIKE-CHEKOV DOWNTHREAD OMG.

Obviously I have to track all your threads next time you do a meme like this!