BELATED MEME TIME!

[possemagnet]

COMMENT HERE AND DEAN WILL LEAVE YOUR CHARACTER A VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT.
Call it something to be thankful for, a good mood brought on by beer and pie (or something else) but he's celebrating if just this year.
You're welcome to spam here too, IDC.

Comments

[destructogirl]

{{ pretend this is the right account okay? }}

[possemagnet]

DEAN WILL BE SHOOING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AND PRETENDING HE FORGOT ALL DAY IN LIEU OF GETTING YOU A JACUZZI TUB AND THIS BURIED UNDER A PAN OF THIS IN THE BEDROOM.

Also, Ben has a babysitter for the night... he's sincerely hoping the brownies put you to sleep before you realize the offer.

[howdangerous]

BUFFY WILL GET HOME AND BE NO LESS ENRAGED BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT AND CANNOT JACUZZI RIGHT NOW BUT THEN SHE WILL SEE THE BROWNIES AND EAT SOME OF THEM BUT SAVE SOME FOR LATER AND SEE THE LUBE AND...

DYING.

[possemagnet]

[angelbuffy]

A gift? For me?

[possemagnet]

Dean'll be getting Buffy one of these to share........... totally naked. A can of whip cream on the side.

[house_onthehill]

If you leave a flaming bag of dog shit, I will find you and do horrible things to your Impala.

[possemagnet]

Maybe I'll just fork your lawn instead.

[freestyle_one]

Hey, tiger.

[possemagnet]

Dean'll pick some candy hearts up from a gas station for your ass, he'll leave them on the dashboard for you to find.

[freestyle_one]

Kate'll probably make some snarky comment about how it's been 50 years since candy could get someone laid in this country. But she likes sugar and he gets points for trying.

(Also there may or may not have been a six pack sneakily left on the drivers' side, call it a mutual gift giving day.)

Sorry for missing you on AIM the past week. Things've been rough!

[possemagnet]

Somehow Dean is okay with all of this.