True Story

[posaunelove]

So I went to some bars last night since it was someone's birthday and it was a fun old time in part because I drank pretty much the right amount. Anyway, I got home around 4ish in the AM and went to bed. The story begins this morning after I woke up (not hungover! but I think I might be getting a cold).

One act play..
IN THE BATHROOM

Our hero

Comments

[buella_pearl]

Beautiful, moving, modern theater right there.

[maxbaroi]

Was your facial expression that of your user image's?

[marzipanbaklava]

That's pretty gross. Dehydration plus your secret salmonella poisoning that I got mad at you about? Take better care of yourself.

[posaunelove]

It wasn't that bad. Also, it is difficult to stay hydrated during one's sleeping hours.

[themendelblog]

Not even kidding one time I took a shit that was bright green.