YOU AND ME BABY, WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT PSYCHOS

[artismypoison]

Because this place hasn't had one in a long time, and in honor of our new victims people, we are having a meme! More specifically, this:

MARRY, FUCK, SLAUGHTER

That's right. The way how it works goes like this:

1- Post your characters here.
2- Others will give you three people (ICly, of course). Because this place is lax as it is, everyone can choose a

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Hidan

[stfu_im_praying]

[stfu_im_praying]

[Screams and kneels on the ground. SO MUCH PAIN, WHYYYYYY.]

[bayoeeen]

Kouta Tsuchiya, Deidara, Kakuzu

[stfu_im_praying]

[bayoeeen]

Nope, now choose.

[stfu_im_praying]

FUCKING---

KILL KAKUZU, SCREW DEIDARA, MARRY TSUCHIYA. THERE. THERE, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

[morose_perv]

[W-WHAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN--]

[stfu_im_praying]

Uh...yeah. Sorry, Tsuchiya. But, the thought of marrying either Kakuzu or Deidara...that's just fucking scary.

[morose_perv]

[But you don't even look remotely like a lady.

So yeah, he'd marry someone like Hideyoshi who looks completely identical to his twin sister. As long as they look like girls]

[stfu_im_praying]

[He can do the Sexy Transformation jutsu, if that helps.]

[morose_perv]

[OKAY THAT WORKS, LET'S GO WITH THAT.

And then their white suits easily turn red because Hidan killed everyone for the wedding ceremony, especially the priest. The end.]