Prompt Post Round 2
Rules~ Prompt Post Round 1~ Fills Round 1~ Discussion
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“I told you to shut up!” Wheatley shouted. One thing at a time Chell! The girl repeated to herself, forcing herself to stay focused on running, not on the two AI’s conversation.
She threw open a door, and found herself faced by stairs. Finally!
“You need to go u-“ A burning hot laser seared by Chell’s elbow and she jerked away, just narrowly keeping the potato-bound AI out of the path of the laser.
“Yeah!” Wheatley shouted, and Chell could almost imagine him pumping his fists in triumph. “That’ll teach you, you stupid spud! Hey, wait, Chell, where are you going!?”
Chell didn’t slow down for him. She’d seen what he hadn’t in his excitement: GLaDOS flickering her one eye as if in a wink. She kept running up the stairs, ignoring everything Wheatley said.
One thing at a time Chell, she repeated. One thing at a time.
“I don’t get it.” Wheatley asked. “Why are you running? Do you even know?”
Of course she knew why she was running. If she didn’t unseat this maniac from GLaDOS’ ( ... )
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I laughed, quite a bit and was also turned on. Quite a bit. So brilliantly done.
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Chell stared at his image on the screen, her lips twisting downward into a suspicious frown. A chat? After all he’d said on the way here, he still wanted to talk? She kept a neutral expression up, fighting the urge to glance back at the platform behind her. After a moment, Chell sighed. Well, she couldn’t say being talkative wasn’t one of his personality traits. She nodded, and Wheatley smirked ( ... )
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The former Core gave her a furious look. “Well I didn’t ask you about that, now did I, POTaDOS?! If I wanted your option I’D ASK FOR IT!!”
Chell’s jaw dropped. GLaDOS’ mouth would have been open too, if she’d been capable of it at the moment.
“… POTaDOS?” GLaDOS finally said.
Wheatley nodded several times, still scowling. “Yes, you heard me, POTaDOS. What, did you not hear me the first time? I can repeat it if you like!”
GLaDOS still seemed dumbstruck. “POTaDOS?” She repeated again.
“Yes, yes, that is what I called you.” Wheatley said, nodding some more. “I understand that it’s hard to be the brunt of a joke every once in a while, but don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. In fact, you can consider it Karma~ After all, you haven’t been the nicest of AIs to either of us ( ... )
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“I want you to go to sleep.” Chell looked over her shoulder at him. Wheatley nodded again. “Yes, just… Go to sleep. Dream a little. Recharge the little batteries in your body that keep you going. When you wake up, this whole thing will be just a silly dream and everything will go back to normal… Well, not completely normal, as we’ll be having meals together from now on and talking like a normal couple would and I’m still working on forging that certificate, but really-“
Absolutely not.Chell glanced around the room while her back was turned to Wheatley, searching for some way to distract him or blind him for a while or, oooooh! That testing cube would do nicely~ Chell raised her portal gun, having missed the majority of Wheatley’s babble ( ... )
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I can't wait for the next part!
oh.. and YAY for defeating writer's block!
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Wheatley broke GLaDOS. *clap, clap* Amazing. And hilarious. ^^
Oh dear god, She's gonna kill me for that, isn't She?
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