Many of you may or may not know, but I hate Scientology. With a passion. There are few things in this world that I actually HATE. Scientology is one of them. They are a dangerous cult that destroys lives, they are single handedly responsible for the largest case of domestic espionage in the United States, and they are mindless and pathetic. The ( Read more... )

If thunder clouds and rainy days seem to follow you around, hangin' over your head, then just learn to carry an umbrella with you everywhere.

Life's too short.

A testament to the ultimate man's man ( Read more... )

Before Chuck Norris facts, there were Vin Diesel facts. That's the way it is.

But before both Chuck Norris facts and Vin Diesel facts, there were other facts. Facts about a man who was greater than both combined.

He's ten feet tall, weighs 2 tons. He once inhaled a seagull. He's the father of every damn kid in this town. He drove the * ( Read more... )

Tonight is the annual Big Brother Big Sister matches dinner, where the bigs and littles in the area gather up and chow down ( Read more... )

So ever since I made that post about possibly doing an open mic night, the traffic through my blog has increased drastically. It's been looked at like, 80 something times in the past 3 days, and even though there obviously isn't 80 something people commenting, the immense support that I've received from all of you has actually managed to cure my ( Read more... )

So I found a club in Panama City that does what appears to be a somewhat frequent open mic night for comedy, music, and poetry ( Read more... )

Thinking isn't healthy when you've been living off of assorted sausages and water for about a week ( Read more... )

Farewell, farewell! but this I tell ( Read more... )

So if you've been keeping up with my MySpace bulletins then you know or if you haven't then you won't know that I've become a wee bit obsessed with creating digital artwork. And even outside of that, I've started to do sketches and stuff. Admitedly, I've been doing all my hand drawn work on a Tablet PC so it's still kinda sorta digital, but ( Read more... )