Fertility drops 20 percent after 30.

[porphyre]

No matter what the politicians in Ottawa say about population control, I've decided I'm going to be a mother. We might be past peak oil, our air poisoned, our water even worse, but my biological clock is ticking, louder every heaving, lonely night, and more insistent with every passing day, leaving me shaking with desire for a baby like a leaf in a

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[jettcat]

Sending my ovaries in case you need backup!

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[porphyre]

It's a warm and fuzzy feeling to be socially responsible and contribute to the community.

[themythicalman]

Fertility, hmm?
Honestly, you rabbits breed
As fast as humans.

[porphyre]

Meanwhile, on facebook, an explosion of the unobservant.

[lafinjack]

...but my biological clock is ticking, louder every heaving, lonely night, and more insistent with every passing day, leaving me shaking with desire for a baby like a leaf in a heavy wind.

I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men, but the noise steadily increased. O God! what COULD I do? I foamed -- I raved -- I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder -- louder -- louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! -- no, no? They heard! -- they suspected! -- they KNEW! -- they were making a mockery of my horror! -- this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! -- and now -- again -- hark! louder! louder! louder! LOUDER!

[porphyre]

yES. tHIS.

[umbriel]

I can mail you some babies if you like.
You have to keep them damp, though.

[porphyre]

Look, I only left them out the once. Sheesh!

[virtual256]

RBT-H:D?

[a_dream_tiger]

curiouser and curiouser, eh? ;-T

[porphyre]

Indeed.