Comments | porphyre: because the words going around are already highly ficticious

porphyre

because the words going around are already highly ficticious

Jan 09, 2006 04:56

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You know who I am. mckenzee January 9 2006, 14:11:34 UTC

Go to Amazon's free downloads, try The Management's Coffeeshop Girls. If you like that, I can recommend others.

Re: You know who I am. porphyre January 9 2006, 20:42:37 UTC

found it. I adore the description, "Downtempo breakbeats and psychedelic jazz guitars mix together to create an Alice in Wonderland vibe.". Good call.

I keep getting email notifications about this. mckenzee January 13 2006, 23:58:02 UTC

"This comment has been deleted. You cannot reply to it."

daki January 9 2006, 14:15:50 UTC

Who am I and why? I'm either a damn good recruiter and above average martial artist... or I'm the antichrist. Not sure which just yet.

porphyre January 9 2006, 20:43:18 UTC

I suspect the anti-christ would have rather less of a life than you.

daki January 9 2006, 20:51:52 UTC

I have a life? When the hell did that happen?

Am I enjoying it?

How's your knee? porphyre January 9 2006, 21:23:27 UTC

*chuckles* Now Now, just because you're caught in work hell doesn't mean it shows so well on the internet.

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gunn January 9 2006, 15:37:24 UTC

I'm that dream you can't quite shake upon waking. Pick up Third Eye Foundation's "Little Lost Soul".

porphyre January 9 2006, 20:45:49 UTC

You are that dream, it's true. I could tell the moment I laid eyes on your electric pencil. There might never be a better description that that of fish-hook kisses.

revdj January 9 2006, 15:53:23 UTC

1. Who are you and why?
A math professor in Iowa. I made some unfortunate choices.

2. (bonus) Recommend some music that you think I would enjoy.
I have a CD of calliope music. It turned out to be oddly addictive and I got another. Not something to listen to seriously, but if you have it on in the background, things get twisted and strange.

mad_and_crazy January 9 2006, 19:21:59 UTC

... another math person? Wonderful.

porphyre January 13 2006, 11:56:49 UTC

toss me a good vote?

porphyre January 9 2006, 20:46:45 UTC

TO be honest, I've always loved and cherished what rare pieces of calliope music I've been able to find. At one point there was a group of us talking about writing a virus that would have only one effect, to run calliope music quietly in the backkground the entire time the computer was running.

onetusk January 9 2006, 18:36:57 UTC

Who am I?

John Robinson s.k.a. Widgett Walls, pop culture ninja for hire at your service.

Why?

All the cool personas were sold out at the time and that was all they had left in my size.

Recommend some music.

Exit Mindbomb. My favorite new band from 2005. Find links to download some songs here if you so choose. I will not stop trying to pimp them, so don't ask.

porphyre January 9 2006, 20:49:21 UTC

Damn, it occurs to me that I need to be cooler so that I may have a shot at your job. I've gone and downloaded as many as I could. They look like a good sea to wade hrough, though obviously they might stain.

onetusk January 9 2006, 21:51:18 UTC

Stain? I should hope so. I've found the best music usually leaves a mark.

Cooler than me? Good Lord, that's so easy. I flunked Remedial Cool with Professor Schwartz twice. He finally banned me from his classroom. If my lack of cool was any more profound, I would collapse in on myself in a lameness singularity and Maximilian Schell would park a starship on my perimeter.

porphyre January 10 2006, 08:31:16 UTC

Then Edward Witten comes and kicks both our asses while dressed like Elvis in a giant white rhinestone encrusted cape.

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