this is what happens when you bring a ferret to a public park

[porphyre]

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[mad_and_crazy]

Ferret: Cute.
Chris: Cute.

Chris + Ferret: Black Hole of Cuteness explodes, destroys park, consumes innocent children, rips giant hole in space-time continuum.

[porphyre]

did you see this one?

[mad_and_crazy]

The thought has occurred to me as well. But yours at least is tame and friendly and likes meeting new people; I know some ferrets that are not.

Nice picture. I may have to seduce him.

[porphyre]

You're more than welcome to try. It might cheer him up, (she says laughing, knowing full well that he reads here).

[bloodykitty]

pet shop boys are awesomely awful!!! i have a concert dvd!!!

[porphyre]

I have been discovering of late that they have made some exceedingly brilliant re-mixes.

[bloodykitty]

heh. their videos are something horrifying to behold.

oh, and that is a sick-cute picture. it's like they're swarming around to eat him.

[porphyre]

I sincerely wish I had a picture of the day I brought Skatia to the park the same day that there were ten summer camps teams there of twenty children each. The pied piper effect was awe inspiring. The children were so thick around me as he walked about that I couldn't see the ground in any direction for at least ten feet. A hundred kids in neon yellow t-shirts all clamouring to the front so they might see him.

It was very, very strange.

[inri33]

I fucking love that picture of Chris on so many levels.

[elsabet]

Me too.

Chris, Ferrets, CHILDREN!!!!

[inri33]

that is one stately looking weasel. it should have an ermile cape or is that not cool for ferrets to wear? hurry for ferrets and kids! -mr. infj

[porphyre]

It happens every time I'm at the park with the creature. Skatia attracts children like friendly strangers with candy and teddy bears in nice looking cars.

I'm not sure how kosher it would be for an animal to wear the pelt of another animal of the same species. Perhaps instead we could fashion him a coat of rabbit fur. Spats made from the skin of mice.

[kurrs]

Dude, now I'm famous on the internet!

[naekkae]

it really is a darling picture.

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[porphyre]

Now Derek will get to harrass you too!

[a_mcf]

I find that whenever you take an animal that's not a dog or cat anywhere you're flocked to by people. We take our Rat out with us on occasion and we get nervous stares from some, treats from others and usually a few admirers.

[porphyre]

Ferrets actually shut down the brain of anyone within line of sight. It's exceedingly strange. You hear a wave of the word 'ferret' precede you by about fifteen feet.