[fic] How to Handle the Truth or... [2/2]

[pornosophical]

Title: How to Handle the Truth, or Putting a Bird in the Bush [2/2]
Characters: Tim Drake-Wayne, Conner Kent, Nameless Scumbags, Off-screen Alfred, and a Special Guest.
Pairing: Tim/Kon
Warnings: Gay-Porn-Shmoop trifecta, attempted humor.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12121 total
Disclaimer: All the characters used herein are property of DC and Warner

Comments

[pornosophical]

You're too nice, and those animals, they are Kon's NEMESES in this particular story. I imagine they plague him while he does the chores with their beady eyes and endless penchant for antics.

[hailix]

Oh. Hello. Where have you been all my life?
Let me just start off by saying: asdfjwlke'asdf;'
Your Kon voice is amazing. Like I don't even know how to tell you how much I love this.

"THERE WAS AN ERECTION IN TIM’S LAP AND IT WAS TIM’S."
The laugh that startled out of me, omfg.

I love how Tim wants to take things fast physically, but slow emotionally. Not just because it means porn for us (yay!) but also because it just seems like such a Tim thing to do. And also porn.

ALL IN ALL my brains a little aaasdf;jkl (in a good way) from this, and I would love to see more. A+ yo, this was amazing.

[pornosophical]

Thank you! I really tried to channel a major Dude Vibe for Kon in this story. I'm glad to know that at least two people think I got it right. I've definitely got more stories lined up so I'm glad you like my style, I'll do my best to churn out another story sometime soon.

EPIC FLAILCOMMENT THE FIRST

[zolac_no_miko]

HNNGHH. That was smokin' hot.

And, also, hilarious. You have a brilliant and clever wit. There were so many amazing one-liners in this. Like, practically every-other line. And your Kon voice is fantastic. (Your Tim voice, too, but this is more Kon's POV, so there's a lot more Kon-flavored awesome. And oh it is awesome.)

...no one could say introspection had ever been one of his best qualities, so working on it was totally like hero training or something. - LOL. Kon, your logic is impeccable.

Part of Kon’s plan to avoid going bald and conquering the world - Snnnrrkk!! XDD

The tip of Kon’s nose had gotten a little cool so he used his heat vision, cross-eyed, to warm it up. - XD I love you breaking out of the serious for this quick little random interlude. Kon, you fluff-head! (Man, I want heat-vision, that shit is useful!)

More than one robot/giant-mutated-space-bee - *snorfle* GIANT-MUTATED-SPACE-BEE!! :DDDD

Kon had heard distance could bring clarity, or at least it sounded like a saying he could have heard, and he

EPIC FLAILCOMMENT THE SECOND

[zolac_no_miko]

“You say I’m weird, but you are just lame beyond reasonable belief.” - XD Ahaha, but you love it, Tim~!

Room being a loose euphemism for an independent nation state (Kon actually liked his History teacher, thank you very much) operating within the east wing of the mansion. - Teehee!

Kon made a note to swing by sometime and do something obscene on the glass sometime when Tim was in bed. - *facepalm*

“Dude! Did you just slap me?” Like a girl, he wanted to add, but didn’t, because he also didn’t want to die a horribly painful death where no one ever found his body. - Hahahaha!

“First: you don’t kiss someone just after they’ve come down from a crying jag. Two: why would you try and KISS ME inside the GODDAMN BATCAVE?” - Uh, I'm with Tim on this one. I mean, seriously. THERE'S CAMERAS IN THERE!

Quickly shucking his shorts, so fast Kon forgot to speed up and watch - I can't decide if that would be a horrible misuse of superpowers, or the BEST USE EVER. Probably both. ...Kon, I love you so hard

Re: EPIC FLAILCOMMENT THE SECOND

[pornosophical]

omg. Your flailcomment just flailstunned me. So nice. I'm glad to see what worked for you, and I'm really happy you loved my take on our dear friend Superboy. I think Kon is at heart a fun loving guy, which is part of what Tim likes about him (also Bart but OT3 shipping for later). I haven't really read much YJ but I dig the goofiness of it and I live in Southern California half the time so I like to think I can channel the Dude Groove that fit Kon so well from then. Was Hawaii been punched out of continuity?

The bit with Beryl at the end is just cuz I love rhyming slang. I LOVE IT. And How I Met Your Mother but I had to take the Barney Stinson reference out because I agree with my lurvely Beta that it broke the rhythm when it happened.

[wickedvirtue]

So it's my birthday, right? I'm at work and I decided porn was on the menu and THIS shows up on my friends page.

I love you more than words can possibly say. I have the DIRTIEST grin on my face right now...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

(Also, here's some real commentary: You Kon-voice is perfect! You've got his motivations and his doofus mind-set and his happy disposition and his insights into Tim... PERFECT. Tim was gorgeous in this, but that could be colored by my viewing of Red Robin #19. [Sweet jeebus, have you seen that?!] I can't wait to read more of these two from you!)

[pornosophical]

Happy birthday! Mine was on the 9th, so that's awesome (yay January) and glad I could oblige you with a gift. And yeah, I have seen the new getup. It's AWESOME. I hope it stays when Tim isn't frolicking about the Unternet imaging his hot female companions as surly toddlers and his sexy mexican friend as the beefiest dentist/Blue Beetle ever--I mean I ship only Tim and Kon together.

More is on the way! Right now I'm torn between two stories, both of them cracktastic Tim/Kon matchmaker fics. Decisions, decisions, decisions...

[wickedvirtue]

And you liked JAIME! \o/

I'm going to add you to make sure I don't miss your next story, whichever it ends up being. Matchmaker fics are always tremendous fun, so I'm excited!

[thefiretonight]

I have no other comment than I think I might love you for this even though we are perfect strangers. There isn't a part about this that I didn't enjoy!

[pornosophical]

I accept the love of strangers without reservation, although not without protection *rimshot*

Glad you enjoyed it.