Everytime a guy hits on me, it drives me further towards hermitism.

Mine's not nearly as funny as Miss Nikki's was, too bad.

This clearly shows how i really am closely following in the footsteps of Nikki....

Ehh, mehh. Why am i doing these again?
Oh, my undying love for Nikki. Right.

Monte Carlo.
Britain.
Two weeks.
Goodnight.

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How to make a Cara
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

1 part crazyiness

1 part instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

( I will never be the girl in the song )

Written Wednesday June 2, 2004 at 1:13 pm

My first two days of summer couldn’t be any worse.

Monday was okay, although it proved that when you brag about managing to get not one, not two, but three dates with three different people, something’s bound to screw the entire thing over.  Chad, who was suppose to go see Life of Brian with me didn’t ( Read more... )

Thanks for the help. But why didn't you give me any morphine before the surgery?

Chop chop chop. All better, right?

Wrong.

I am hungry like a rabid dog. Are rabid dogs even that hungry? We may never know ( Read more... )

I want to be in love. But not with anyone. With everyone. All at once. Because that’s how it is now. I’m in love with so many people. Everyone I know. But no one seems to understand that, and the ones who come close don’t like the idea one bit. They want to be special, they want want want to take take take away from me ( Read more... )