a word of advice:

[pornoonmute]

so this morning on my way to work, i realize i forgot to put deoderant on. i was already running late because i overslept and it was my mom's birthday. i just say fuck it and keep my fingers crossed that i don't do anything that'll make me sweat. lucky for me, the ac wasn't working right in my department at work. even though it's the end of

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[efff]

a group of about 5 of my friends do what they call the axe effect, it's were one spreads their cheeks and one of the others strays axe in their crack. they've recently found a way of making it worse buy using abercrombie fierce too. apparently it's the funniest/most painful thing ever. take a moment consider what it would be like doing that for hours on end for a week straight. yeah.

[pornoonmute]

that's pretty much the stupidest/most homosexual thing i've ever read about. haha.

but its very awesome to know i'm not the first idiot to try this.