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I saw the first Terminator movie not long ago, and am utterly depressed relieved that no-one has apparantly ever been so awesome depraved as to think up Kyle/John slash. I mean, Kyle was totally in love with Sarah who he never met all his life! It would just be utterly ridiculous to suggest that he was transferring his unrequited and unacknowledged love for John onto his mother, clinging to the one part of his beloved that he could have, first the photo, then the real thing.
Plus, it's incest, and that's icky! So what if Kyle didn't know that? It's not like knowing that when he doesn't would lend an extra element of dirtyhotwrong to any, for example, wistful wanking sessions, or a delicious twist of dubcon to requited fic, or anything like that. I'm just so glad to find out that I'm the only one who no one is so sick as to think of this. Rule 34 has failed been defeated!