Christmas Shopping

[pornaholic]

An early Christmas present to myself came yesterday while my girlfriend was out shopping

Comments

[southsydesue]

Wait.. You have a girlfriend? From the gist of things, I presumed not.

believing in social assumptions is dumb

[pornaholic]

Yep. You'll have to forgive me while I resist the stereotype of the lonely and possibly obese porn lover living in his mommy's woodshed.

My girlfriend of two years moved into my outrageously great apartment about six months after we met. We live together in unwedded bliss.

[southsydesue]

Ah, feck you.

verbal smackdown

[pornaholic]

Ouch. Pulling out the big guns, I see.