LJ Idol Week 6, in which a bad egg gets just deserts.

[porn_this_way]

{written for therealljidol topic "Food Memories"}

[The story you are about to read may or may not be true. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. And besides, I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations on this shit has long since expired. Kind of like the milk and tomatoes...]

iDuring my freshman year of college, my best friend Amy worked as a

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[shadowwolf13]

Oh priceless! LOL

[porn_this_way]

It seemed like such a good idea at the time! I regret nothing.

[jem0000000]

Lol! Good thing he didn't get your license number....

[porn_this_way]

We actually covered half of the back plate with mud and parked a few houses down. We thought we were so damn slick, it's kind of ridiculous!

[jem0000000]

Lol! He probably ticked enough people off in a day to not know which one it was. ;)

[porn_this_way]

OHYEAH, he definitely seemed like the type of charming individual who made everyone want to gravitate toward him. With a machete.

[rt_sparrow]

This is one of those things I shouldn't find absolutely hilarious, but... you know... :)

[porn_this_way]

Hahaha I know all too well! It's all like "weeellll, on the one hand, I'm sitting here blatantly bragging about committing some fairly dickish illegal activities...but on the other hand, it was for a really good cause!"

[rt_sparrow]

We just chalk those things up to being young, right? :)

[noodledays]

hahaha, love the humor in this.

[porn_this_way]

Thank you! I am, clearly, always glad to serve. ;)

[whipchick]

Beautiful! I was totally rooting for you guys the whole way through, and the last line is priceless. Nice job writing a very entertaining story!

[porn_this_way]

Thank you kindly! I was sorta iffy on posting this, since it might draw the wrath of people who aren't so big on vigilante justice (biodegradable or otherwise), but I am quite glad to hear that our ridiculous Dark Knight impressions are bringing intarwebz lulz over full decade later.