2 of my favorite explanations tricks give for not blowing their load

[porn_into_this]

1. "I have decided to deny you my cum today"*

2. "I can really go a long time, so I might not get there.."**

Translation:
* I'm too nervous to keep it up
**I snorted a whole shitload of coke and I can feel nothing in my body

Comments

[fall_of_sophia]

YES TO THIS POST.

[iamalchemika]

or telepathically

"fuck, i have to piss and i snorted too much viagra"