ok, i'm not clever enough to come up with these things, but someone on collegehumor did, and i'm about to use all of them on random people. so here you go ( Read more... )

i just figured out what i'm going to do with my life, i think. since the guy from 7-11 told me to go to grad school (and everyone knows that the guy at 7-11 knows everything), i think i will. i found a MFA program at FDU, and that's just as close as my school. also, i don't need to take the GREs. plus, they have a residency requirement, but get ( Read more... )

i don't know why it always snows in april, and i don't really care. i just don't want it to happen anymore. how much more is spring gonna fuck with my head? seriously! god!

and once again i'll be making dinner at my house. any homeless and/or orhpaned people (but not ones that are adopted) are welcome to stop by and eat. i'll probably make enough food for like 25 people, not just the 6 that show up. anyway not much going on here, obviously, but i took the entire day of of doing anything yesterday and slept all day, ( Read more... )

this weekend after C's (which went remarkably well) sar and ted and i embarked on various adventures. we went to cabela's to buy me a new bb gun and some ham jerky (my favorite kind of jerky), then we went to the world's worst pizza hut and hung out with trash and bros galore, and were served by the most incompetent waitress that the world has ever ( Read more... )

yoooo. i graduate 2 months from today. that is good and bad news. it's good because then i don't have to drive down to morristown every day for no reason, and also because i'll have a little piece of paper to hang on my wall that says i wrote a lot or papers. the stress of academia will be gone. but it's bad because then i have to figure out what i ( Read more... )

i just figured out yesterday that i have had the same livejournal for almost 6 years. i don't even keep friends that long! what a strange thing. too bad no one uses these things anymore. i feel like we all live on myspace nowadays ( Read more... )

Friday February 16th, 630 pm. Post-Valentine's day party at the Beck-Sadiwnyk household. There will be some Valentine-themed fun (everyone bring a "valentine" for everyone else. it can't be a card and if you buy it, it has to cost less than $2.50) and some drunken fun and some gambling fun and hookah and ninja book (hopefully) and everyone can ( Read more... )

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free nj transit goes from today to the 28th. who's game?