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Title: Bath Time Inspiration
Author: rolleson
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing: House/Thirteen, mentions House/Cameron
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Suggestion
Summary: Just a quick visit to the bathroom.
Notes: Random. 280 words.
"Hey," Thirteen said, leaning on the door frame of his open bathroom. "No bubbles?" she asked. House smirked, looking up at her as she folded her arms and smiled at him. He closed his magazine and placed it on the floor. He made no attempt to hide any part of his body, or any attempt to move at all, except to drop the magazine, and take a drink of his scotch.
"Wilson used the last of it," he said. "What are you doing here?"
"We tried calling."
"Why were you calling?"
"Patients LP was clear."
"You had to come all the the way over here to tell me that?"
"And check you were alive."
He grunted at that and she took a couple of steps into the room, glancing into the bath. He raised his eyebrows.
"Just trying to see what got Dr. Cameron so interested," she said, grinning.
"Cameron never got near my dick," he said. She laughed.
"If you say so House."
"Check the patients ANA levels."
"You're jumping from from infection to auto-immune?"
"Hot brunette in my bathroom, you inspired me."
"Cameron is a blonde now."
"And heads up the ER, but she used to be a hot brunette immunologist. Now go back and run those tests."
"You want me to help you with that first?" she asked, nodding towards the clear bath water that his body couldn't be hidden in.
"Wrong brunette," he said.
"If you say so House."
She turned around and he stopped her at the door.
"Would you?" he asked.
"Maybe," she threw over her shoulder. He smirked and picked his magazine back up again when he heard his front door slam shut.
Author: rolleson
Fandom: House
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing: House/Thirteen, mentions House/Cameron
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Suggestion
Summary: Just a quick visit to the bathroom.
Notes: Random. 280 words.
"Hey," Thirteen said, leaning on the door frame of his open bathroom. "No bubbles?" she asked. House smirked, looking up at her as she folded her arms and smiled at him. He closed his magazine and placed it on the floor. He made no attempt to hide any part of his body, or any attempt to move at all, except to drop the magazine, and take a drink of his scotch.
"Wilson used the last of it," he said. "What are you doing here?"
"We tried calling."
"Why were you calling?"
"Patients LP was clear."
"You had to come all the the way over here to tell me that?"
"And check you were alive."
He grunted at that and she took a couple of steps into the room, glancing into the bath. He raised his eyebrows.
"Just trying to see what got Dr. Cameron so interested," she said, grinning.
"Cameron never got near my dick," he said. She laughed.
"If you say so House."
"Check the patients ANA levels."
"You're jumping from from infection to auto-immune?"
"Hot brunette in my bathroom, you inspired me."
"Cameron is a blonde now."
"And heads up the ER, but she used to be a hot brunette immunologist. Now go back and run those tests."
"You want me to help you with that first?" she asked, nodding towards the clear bath water that his body couldn't be hidden in.
"Wrong brunette," he said.
"If you say so House."
She turned around and he stopped her at the door.
"Would you?" he asked.
"Maybe," she threw over her shoulder. He smirked and picked his magazine back up again when he heard his front door slam shut.