Short Fic: Somthing Is Definitely Wrong With This Ficture
Something Is Definitely Wrong With This Ficture
By: J.R.
Pairing: Not Giving That Away
Rating: PG for Pretty Goofy
Feedback: Oh yes plz!!!
Disclaimer: Not any of mine!!! Want though, why are you looking to
sell? Nothing and no one in this story belongs to me. Promise
Comments: This came to me at work, I tried to hide from it, but it
would not leave me alone.
Something Is Definitely Wrong With This Ficture
The sun was long gone, giving over its domain to the summer
moon, a light breeze tickled the meadow of wild flowers,
and crickets chirped peacefully singing a song of serenity into the night.
Quietly through the trees, lovers walked from opposite
directions. This was a special night. They were to meet up
with their lover in their secret place. Their hearts beat fast
thinking of their one true love. They could feel the breeze breaking
through the trees announcing that they were almost to the clearing.
This was where they had always
come to show their love to each other. Love that was often
hidden behind wanton glances and chaste touches.
This was were the two women could be open and share in the
love they had for each other.
At one end of the clearing a blond walked out of the shadows,
the tall grass tickled her exposed stomach and she felt her
heart quicken when she saw the shadow of her lover from behind the trees.
At the other end a raven haired brunette stepped out of the
shadows, running her tongue across full lips she gasped
when she saw the blond haired beauty.
They took one step after another closer to each other until
they were able to make out each others faces.
Silence…and then the blond spoke.
"Who in Zeus's name are you?"
"Who the hell is Zeus? And who the hell are you? Where is
Brooke? What's going on? Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?"
"I don't know who the hell Brooke is, but what have you done
to Xena? Did you hurt her? I swear to the gods I will kill you!"
"With what? Your stick? Wait you're Gabrielle? What the hell are
you doing in this fic? This is strictly a Sam/Brooke fic! In fact
it's a POPULAR FIC COMMUNITY"
"In your dreams you half-ass journalist! If you read the
pairing line it clearly states Gabrielle/Xena! Its right
there in 12 point Times New Roman…wait what the hell?
`Not Giving That Away'? Narrator get your ass down here!"
Heh sorry ladies…
"Sorry my ass, if you don't get Brooke here in 5 seconds I
swear to god your name will be all over the Zapruder in the morning!"
"Gods…"
"What?"
"Gods…there are more than one god…"
"Whatever…the point is I will print untrue statements
about you narrator!"
Hey you can't threaten me! I'm the narrator not you!
"Yah well I'm a journalist and she's a scribe. The way I look at
it we can write whatever we want to. This just in!
Narrator eats kittens! Hey I see your finger on that backspace
key! You hit it I swear too god I will"
"Gods!"
"Shut up!"
Ok Jesus I'm sorry! Here poof it's Brooke! Poof it's Xena! Happy?
"Yah but could you please get my girlfriend into her
cheerleader suit and out of Xena's armor?"
Oops sorry ladies. Poof…Better?
"Much."
"Xena did we miss something?"
"I think so Brooke."
Ok can I finish now?
"Well actually since you're here we have some ideals…"
No way last time I listened to ideals Buffy, Faith,
Missy, and Torence stole fifty bucks from me. I'm finishing this!
And the blond and the brunette…and erm the other blond and
brunette lived happily freaking ever after…
I need a drink…how come all my fics are blonds and brunettes?
By: J.R.
Pairing: Not Giving That Away
Rating: PG for Pretty Goofy
Feedback: Oh yes plz!!!
Disclaimer: Not any of mine!!! Want though, why are you looking to
sell? Nothing and no one in this story belongs to me. Promise
Comments: This came to me at work, I tried to hide from it, but it
would not leave me alone.
Something Is Definitely Wrong With This Ficture
The sun was long gone, giving over its domain to the summer
moon, a light breeze tickled the meadow of wild flowers,
and crickets chirped peacefully singing a song of serenity into the night.
Quietly through the trees, lovers walked from opposite
directions. This was a special night. They were to meet up
with their lover in their secret place. Their hearts beat fast
thinking of their one true love. They could feel the breeze breaking
through the trees announcing that they were almost to the clearing.
This was where they had always
come to show their love to each other. Love that was often
hidden behind wanton glances and chaste touches.
This was were the two women could be open and share in the
love they had for each other.
At one end of the clearing a blond walked out of the shadows,
the tall grass tickled her exposed stomach and she felt her
heart quicken when she saw the shadow of her lover from behind the trees.
At the other end a raven haired brunette stepped out of the
shadows, running her tongue across full lips she gasped
when she saw the blond haired beauty.
They took one step after another closer to each other until
they were able to make out each others faces.
Silence…and then the blond spoke.
"Who in Zeus's name are you?"
"Who the hell is Zeus? And who the hell are you? Where is
Brooke? What's going on? Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?"
"I don't know who the hell Brooke is, but what have you done
to Xena? Did you hurt her? I swear to the gods I will kill you!"
"With what? Your stick? Wait you're Gabrielle? What the hell are
you doing in this fic? This is strictly a Sam/Brooke fic! In fact
it's a POPULAR FIC COMMUNITY"
"In your dreams you half-ass journalist! If you read the
pairing line it clearly states Gabrielle/Xena! Its right
there in 12 point Times New Roman…wait what the hell?
`Not Giving That Away'? Narrator get your ass down here!"
Heh sorry ladies…
"Sorry my ass, if you don't get Brooke here in 5 seconds I
swear to god your name will be all over the Zapruder in the morning!"
"Gods…"
"What?"
"Gods…there are more than one god…"
"Whatever…the point is I will print untrue statements
about you narrator!"
Hey you can't threaten me! I'm the narrator not you!
"Yah well I'm a journalist and she's a scribe. The way I look at
it we can write whatever we want to. This just in!
Narrator eats kittens! Hey I see your finger on that backspace
key! You hit it I swear too god I will"
"Gods!"
"Shut up!"
Ok Jesus I'm sorry! Here poof it's Brooke! Poof it's Xena! Happy?
"Yah but could you please get my girlfriend into her
cheerleader suit and out of Xena's armor?"
Oops sorry ladies. Poof…Better?
"Much."
"Xena did we miss something?"
"I think so Brooke."
Ok can I finish now?
"Well actually since you're here we have some ideals…"
No way last time I listened to ideals Buffy, Faith,
Missy, and Torence stole fifty bucks from me. I'm finishing this!
And the blond and the brunette…and erm the other blond and
brunette lived happily freaking ever after…
I need a drink…how come all my fics are blonds and brunettes?