Koolalas.

[poppytoads]

Koalas have two thumbs, you guys. TWO THUMBS.

They eat a lot and sleep even more. Their teeth eventually get worn out from all the chewing. They can smell about a thousand times more than we can because of their big noses.

I was never sure if koalas made noise, but they go "EEEHHH!" and sound similar to pigs snorting.

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Koalas are cool.

Comments

[psyrah]

LOLOLOL woah.

[poppytoads]

I've watched this video several times in the course of two days. It gives me a good feeling for some reason.

[malekin_child]

They're cute, but can be very dangerous! How deceptive...

[fallenangel678]

That koala got owned. But seriously, those are creepy noises for a koala to make. You'd think they'd be like... I don't know, something cute like a cat noise.

[poppytoads]

Exactly! That's why I think it's so cool. For some reason I assumed they would make little to no noise, or they'd make a little cooing noise or something cute. Nope. Koalas are aggressive motherfuckers. Apparently in captivity, males can't be kept together because they'll fight (as demonstrated in the video), and males and females can't be kept together because the male will just pester the lady koala. Koalas are pretty content chillin by themselves, or carrying their little koala babies around.

Also,

koalas do not like motorbikes. lmfaoooo.

[l3antha]

OH HOLY FUCK I DID NOT KNOW THAT KOALAS COULD GALLOP D: D: D:

[poppytoads]

Seriously, so many things about koalas I did not know until a spontaneous "koala" search on google.

[l3antha]

Oh my god, those sounds will be in my nightmares tonight, lol.

[poppytoads]

EEEEEHHHHHHH?

EEEEHHHH!

[m_adeleine]

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