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[popcornlasers]

I'm bored and I haven't been on here in a while and someone should entertain me so I don't have to read this fucking tome of kidou spells, because I think it was written by some kajillion year old guy who had nothing better to do but name and number little wisps of useless light and then explain why he put all eight million of them in that

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[liquid_topaz]

Procrastinating will hardly finish your work faster.

Hello Matt. Nice to hear from you again.

[liquid_topaz]

Don't hurt yourself now.

If you'd really like. ... does that mean you're coming?

And how did he react?

[popcornlasers]

I can light them on fire if they sting me.

Well I can't exactly do binding spells over the internet. Where are you having it, anyway? Forks?

Horribly. Kept me coming back every time, even though toast makes me thirsty as hell.

[liquid_topaz]

If you can catch them in time.

Of course. That's where our friends and families are. I believe her mother's coming up from Florida for the occasion.

Coming back?

[popcornlasers]

I can actually fling fire not, so that shouldn't be a problem.

CAN I DECORATE THE ASTON MARTIN FOR YOU? I promise not to completely dessicate it!

To the toaster. Even though I don't like toast.

[liquid_topaz]

But can you fling it fast enough?

Are you sure you wouldn't drive away in it instead?

And why did you put toast crumbs in his pants?

[popcornlasers]

YES.

I make no promises.

Because they made him squeal and move around really funny.

[liquid_topaz]

And if you can't?

Well that doesn't sound very reassuring.

Did you take a video?

[popcornlasers]

I CAN!

Take it or leave it, it's the best offer you'll get.

You know, I might have. I should dig it up and see.

[liquid_topaz]

I wish you luck with that.

I could simply have someone else decorate her.

I'd like to see.

[popcornlasers]

Maybe by the time I come out for the wedding I'll be able to do something cool.

You would do that to me?

I can probably send it to you.

[liquid_topaz]

You won't burn down the wedding area will you?

Yes.

You wouldn't send anything in addition to it would you?

[popcornlasers]

CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE. Or. Well. Again.

BUT! BUT! YOU KNOW I'D TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER!

That depends. Would you like to exclude anything while you still can?

[liquid_topaz]

Because I might have to object to any such plans.

Not if you'd drive away with her.

I'm certain you know what should be excluded.

[popcornlasers]

Yeah, yeah, super flammable vampires, I know. I can at least show you what I can do, though. SAFELY or something.

I'd bring her BACK. Eventually.

And I'm certain I have no idea.

[liquid_topaz]

Well, I was more worried for the guests and decorations. But that's a valid concern too.

How long is eventually?

Is that so?