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[popcornlasers]

Today's Mello's twentieth birthday, so I decided to blow it out of the water compared to all his other birthdays by writing him a poem. I was going to make him chocolate soufflé or something since I'm still confined to the house and really fucking bored, but Chadwick accidentally popped it, so I ordered in some giant chocolate cookie pizza thing

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[devilsball]

AND I AM FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU IN MATURITY, MATT, YOU'VE BEEN FOURTEEN INSIDE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

[collaredstray]

...Haine?

[nicotine_patch]

Haine!

[collaredstray]

Badou.

[veryverycross]

Naota.

[nicotine_patch]

Stalker.

[veryverycross]

Homosexual.

[nicotine_patch]

BITCH.

[veryverycross]

Who?

[nicotine_patch]

YOU.

[veryverycross]

I made a pie.

[nicotine_patch]

Made that call to Miss Stewart after all?

[veryverycross]

No. Nil helped.

Would you like some?

[nicotine_patch]

Not at ALL.

[veryverycross]

Why not.

[nicotine_patch]

I am allergic to poison. It makes me, you know, die.