Someday I will learn not to go to new stores and restaurants and such on their opening day. It's invariably, inevitably a clusterfuck when I do ( Read more... )

Last night I smelled a fume-y sort of smell in certain places in my apartment. Like fuel, or chemical accelerant. I checked my can of bug spray and it hadn't exploded, and all the stove dials were safely in the 'off' position, so I opened the windows to vent the place and went to bed ( Read more... )

FOOD WILL BE SERVED AT THE COMPANY PICNIC ( Read more... )

Metro Cafe's bagels are an utter disappointment. There's no excuse for bad bagels in Manhattan. Save that weak-ass Lender's shit for the suburbs.

And their bananas ain't no great shakes, either.

What a waste of $1.49.

For some reason, watching my friends' band play in a Brooklyn bar on Saturday night, I got an enormous craving for a chicken parmesan sandwich. I left the bar after their set, planning to swing by the supermarket on my way home and pick up a deliciously bad for you On-Cor entree and a bag of rolls, then prepare and eat 2 or three sandwiches in ( Read more... )

I think our President is trying to kill us ( Read more... )

What the fuck, Taco Bell Express located in the deli up the street ( Read more... )