A happy birthday in /H/e/l/l/ Hull.

[poornapoleon]

So, happy birthday to our very own delightfully-mad demelzagirl - this is for her.

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[badgermonkey]

So...many...in-jokes!

I love it. Especially the little detour into Garyalan (the Leicester business has been a key topic of conversation chez casa Demelza in the last few days, and I always just want to go 'But it's Gary! He should be off with Alan! On the sunbeds!')

DEMELZA: Hang on, aren't those my socks?

I *knew* it. Never trust someone from Sheffield around your footwear. I shall have to have words wi'him next week.

And I shall check my arse for Post-its thoroughly. (Now there's a sentence you don't hear often!)

[poornapoleon]

I never did tell you about turning on Wimbledon this summer, and there were Gary and Alan sitting in the crowd watching the game, looking oh-so-darling!

[lazlet]

I have motorcycle boots!! I demand a recount!

And there's you telling me to resist the E.L.F. pervert...

Oh yes, and happy birthday Demelza!

[viva_gloria]

Are you accusing me of being:
- menacing?
- obsessed by the black mesh shirt?
- nasty-booted?
- an Auld Witch?
- all of the above?

... just checking.

I laughed so hard the cat threw up. I blame the earthworms. Thanks to demelzagirl for having a birthday! And for being in touch with her Cornish heritage trail of course.

And, y'know, we shouldn't malign lazulus for her kitten-gnawed tennis shoes. I have residentevil666-gnawed hands.

[poornapoleon]

Are you accusing me of being:
- menacing?
- obsessed by the black mesh shirt?
- nasty-booted?
- an Auld Witch?
- all of the above?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may get beaten up (oops, what a giveaway!).

I have residentevil666-gnawed hands.

That's funny, he's perfectly nice to me.

[viva_gloria]

Oh! I didn't realise you knew residentevil666. Doesn't he get around?

[birdsflying]

:chokes: Have almost killed self by trying not to laugh outloud while chewing gum. (randomly: In France they had Chewing Gum flavoured Ice-cream. Mmm. Sounds delicious...) I managed not laugh (read: cackle in a highly disturbing manner) but I swallow the gum and spent the next 5 minutes choking. Ta.

Other than that. Ahahahahaha. The *post-it notes* only...

[cupiscent]

Do you have any idea just how hard I laughed at this? I just about fell off my chair, you psycho Pom. *g* Was trying to find specific bits to comment on, but just kept giggling, so will try to flee while I still have some shred of dignity remaining.

Oh, wait. *waves her flamed, buckled and fuck-off boots in the air* I have footwear. Can I join?

[poornapoleon]

Form an orderly queue, please!

(They may have to change their name to the Justice League of Slash.)

[birdsflying]

:stands in queue: I have the 36 hole Doc Martin's o' Dooooom.

[poornapoleon]

Of course! You, Laz and Dee can form the Legion of Substitute Slashers!