Once upon a time there was a goat,
with long silky hair and a beard.
He lived by a moat, next to some pear trees and reeds.
One day he was led astray by a little girl in tweed.
They wandered toward the moat,
and got into a large boat, presumably to sail off to the sea.
He took one look, into her little red book and
Promptly bit her in the knee.
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