Dress shirt woes.

[melfice]

Last Christmas my boyfriend and I were getting prepared for a social event. We'd only been dating for a couple of months and I was looking to impress him with my homemaking skills, so I offered to iron his dress shirt for him

Comments

[secret_x_stars]

What do you mean by imprint? I don't quite understand.

[melfice]

Like burning the shirt with the iron. Only not quite so severe. Just sort of where it left a dark spot in the shape of half of the iron.

[iisz]

If you sew, you could use the shirt for a pattern for a new shirt. If you don't, find a seamstress. Or forget about it, bury it in the backyard, kill everyone who knows, change your name, move to another country, and never think about again, except for those nights you lie awake tormented by your past.

Or just say sorry hon. I'll take you shopping for a new shirt, k?

[melfice]

I like the killing everyone and moving to another country idea. *shifty glance*

[purplesharpie]

I've had success using stain remover on VERY mild burns.

[secret_x_stars]

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf206603.tip.html

[melfice]

I'll try some of these. Thank you! =)

[00goddess]

Next time you want to impress a new boyfriend, just blow him. It's far more effective than ironing his shirt.

[evilegg]

You know what I would have done if I had fucked up that shirt?
I'd have taken my pants off and invited him to nail me while bent over the ironing board, and then I would have blamed the scorched fabric on that little event, and not only would he not have cared about the shirt, but I bet I would have gotten flowers the next day!

[00goddess]

Genius!

[evilegg]

There is nothing that fucking-from-behind can't cure.