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[poopalicious]

Dear new toothbrush,

Why are you so fat? Please lose some weight so I can fit you into my toothbrush holder. This is getting embarrassing. Thx!

Comments

Maybe this will help...

[simianiam]

Have you spent hours trying to cram your fat-ass, lazy toothbrush into your toothbrush holder? Frustrated that although 87% of today's toothbrushes are obese and over-sized, toothbrush holders stubbornly remain at a svelte, WWII-era dimension standard? Have you ever pounded your hand against your head, and screamed to the heavens with minty-fresh breath, "There's got to be a better way!"

Now there is:

Re: toof crack

[poopalicious]

[shmooshmoo]

Hell, I have the same problem.

Oh Poopy... I came out to my parents a couple of days ago.

I told them that I have a skin butterfly (aka bat wings). My mom was cracking up hysterically. I even mentioned your blog and the term you made up. Both my parents were quite entertained and it was a good night had by all.

schweaty bwallz

[poopalicious]

Oh shmoo, I’m so proud of you! Y’know, you prolly inherited that set of batwings from ol’ Daddy-O. Didja ever think of that? I’m feeling fondly towards your parents already. Are they ballchinians, by any chance? Could u post a pic?

Re: schweaty bwallz

[shmooshmoo]

My Dad actually admitted that he, too gets batwings unless he wears tighty whities. My brother, on the other hand, wears boxers. I wonder if that means that he got my Mom's nuts.

[leptonjoe]

Wow! I am so glad to hear the legend of the Bat-wing grows...
Why didn't you introduce me to that hawt red head while I was out for a visit?
OK, back into my cave for another fort-night.

P.S.

[leptonjoe]

I miss Chief and Champ!!!!!

If I buy a ticket for me and Jim back out there, can we live in your basement and live off your food scraps... I'll throw in a little yard work and a gimp suit to sweeten the deal!