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[poopalicious]

There was a picture of Lemmy from Motörhead in the Portland Mercury last week. Next to it was a caption describing his facial hair as being a "pussy saddle."

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Pussies in the Saddle ~

[kingneptune]

Motorhead. Saddler of fine pussies from around the world. It might make a nice t-shirt.

Re: Pussies in the Saddle ~

[poopalicious]

Man we just saw those guys at the Roseland and they sounded like shit. I was standing in front of the speaker stack with a bunch of other sexy midgets and at the end of the show, Lemmy's henchman corraled a bunch of the hussies for some bronc action.

Re: Pussies in the Saddle ~

[kingneptune]

Wow. Did they try to corral you with the hussie midgets?

Re: Pussies in the Saddle ~

[poopalicious]

Nah, I'm not a midget. Plus, I'm more of a himbo than a hussy. Lemmy is old school - he doesn't like hybrids.

He's like:

"Whorange you gonna sit in my saddle?"

[wagnus]

I just bet you'd love to have a saddle of your very own....

[poopalicious]

...and I would sit on it every day.

[markalope]

I've been fascinated by that term ever since I saw it in the Merc.
You ever watch The Young Ones, back in the day? That's how I found out about Motorhead.
Tell Wayne to go for it!!

[poopalicious]

Yay for the Mercury!! Man those guys are geniuses. I don't know how they come up with their shit, but it is consistently well-written and hilarious.

I remember The Young Ones. I saw that episode where Neal takes a bath but it's just pure mud and he finds a bicycle in there.

[shmooshmoo]

Well, lets comb that thing out and steep it into a nice tea!

[poopalicious]

You'd be high for a year after one cup o' that saddle juice.

[jewelsofthesea]

i'm holding a crying baby and laughing my bag of dicks off.