Noo YURRZ.
ARGH PHOTO POSTS I MUST CATCH UP
OK yeah so that last post was maybe a little bit emo but listen, seriously, it's true. It is a condition of entry to this blog thatyou present all single non-fuckwit gay men for inspection as you pass through this LJ, and we thank you for reading at ponk dot livejournal dot com.
NOO YURRZ: Part 1.
I think the camera first came out either just before, or just after midnight. Obviously drinking had long since started! Pictured: Mel and Jess looking civilised (this will not be a recurring theme), a sliver of my face, and Wii Sports on the TV, courtesy of my lovely little Nintendo machine.
And so it begins! Meltongue action, oohlala.
I like how it looks like Mel is crushing the side of Jess' face.
HAY LETZ YELL AT THE CAMERA! Shanus looks crazy. This will be a recurring theme.
This woulod be artistic if it was in focus.
LOL. LOL, Mel. LOL, LOL, LOL.
Luckily she left Hannah alone after that. I think in the last photo she was telling me to take one of Hannah, because Hannah is cool?
Dilated pupils win everything! And smiles with only one row of teeth. Haha you can see Jared's nosehair.
I kind of missed Jess on this one. I think I was just aiming without looking?
... But then Mel decided that armpit photos are COOL!
And LAchie remained resolutely out-of-frame.
Dark photo of Aaron and Hannah! Aaron has no head! Why did I include this one!
OH GOD EDDIE
Eddie: Same look, Clayton? Suave. (They are shirtless because Eddie has a pool.)
Unflattering photo of Mel number one!
Number two! Additional: Embarassing/rude?
And now, with her Claytee.
Shane looms, with beer.
Brendan! Or part of him, anyway.
Artistic upside down shot of Hannah!
Yeah, it figures that the first photo of me will be horrible. This will be a recurring theme.
At least here I have Mellers to counterbalance my stupidface.
... Which is why I want to lick her?
OK, so this is roughly where we started "Myspacing".
I think I actually had to stand on tiptoe to get a shot from above Shane.
And ge thim to crouch down.
Haha YES. This si super Myspace material! SUPER.
Jess tried it on Mel and I but as usual, if she's not taking photos of herself she's hopeless.
Better. I think I look worst here.
He may be getting smashed, but he's doin' it with class! Check out that pinky sneaking its way out.
Um. I don't look so bad here but I am sucking my cheeks in to look stupid.
And now you can tell!
This is roughly where I decided I needed a haircut. Also is it just me or does my forearm look weird?
Jess looking normal! SHOCKER.
Te-qui-la! Excited Mel, ignorant Tom and Eddie,. In background, Isaac takes a sekrit photo.
Honestly dear, you aren't making yourself look much better :P
That's part one done with!
Part Two.
Part Three.
OK yeah so that last post was maybe a little bit emo but listen, seriously, it's true. It is a condition of entry to this blog thatyou present all single non-fuckwit gay men for inspection as you pass through this LJ, and we thank you for reading at ponk dot livejournal dot com.
NOO YURRZ: Part 1.
I think the camera first came out either just before, or just after midnight. Obviously drinking had long since started! Pictured: Mel and Jess looking civilised (this will not be a recurring theme), a sliver of my face, and Wii Sports on the TV, courtesy of my lovely little Nintendo machine.
And so it begins! Meltongue action, oohlala.
I like how it looks like Mel is crushing the side of Jess' face.
HAY LETZ YELL AT THE CAMERA! Shanus looks crazy. This will be a recurring theme.
This woulod be artistic if it was in focus.
LOL. LOL, Mel. LOL, LOL, LOL.
Luckily she left Hannah alone after that. I think in the last photo she was telling me to take one of Hannah, because Hannah is cool?
Dilated pupils win everything! And smiles with only one row of teeth. Haha you can see Jared's nosehair.
I kind of missed Jess on this one. I think I was just aiming without looking?
... But then Mel decided that armpit photos are COOL!
And LAchie remained resolutely out-of-frame.
Dark photo of Aaron and Hannah! Aaron has no head! Why did I include this one!
OH GOD EDDIE
Eddie: Same look, Clayton? Suave. (They are shirtless because Eddie has a pool.)
Unflattering photo of Mel number one!
Number two! Additional: Embarassing/rude?
And now, with her Claytee.
Shane looms, with beer.
Brendan! Or part of him, anyway.
Artistic upside down shot of Hannah!
Yeah, it figures that the first photo of me will be horrible. This will be a recurring theme.
At least here I have Mellers to counterbalance my stupidface.
... Which is why I want to lick her?
OK, so this is roughly where we started "Myspacing".
I think I actually had to stand on tiptoe to get a shot from above Shane.
And ge thim to crouch down.
Haha YES. This si super Myspace material! SUPER.
Jess tried it on Mel and I but as usual, if she's not taking photos of herself she's hopeless.
Better. I think I look worst here.
He may be getting smashed, but he's doin' it with class! Check out that pinky sneaking its way out.
Um. I don't look so bad here but I am sucking my cheeks in to look stupid.
And now you can tell!
This is roughly where I decided I needed a haircut. Also is it just me or does my forearm look weird?
Jess looking normal! SHOCKER.
Te-qui-la! Excited Mel, ignorant Tom and Eddie,. In background, Isaac takes a sekrit photo.
Honestly dear, you aren't making yourself look much better :P
That's part one done with!
Part Two.
Part Three.