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[ponderstibbons]

Why does everyone keep insistanly tellinge Me to Be Careful?

Has anyone ever knowne Me notte to Be Careful?

Anyone?

Honestly!

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I'm sorry. Terribly sorry. I am juste feelinge alle sorts of on edge. The hair on the backe of my neck is always on end; like I am beinge watched or followed. Sorry.

Comments

[cpt_tantony]

Oh, Ponder, do we really merit your worst icon for that?

[Private, Ponder]

There is a danger, but it seems she's left Ankh-Morpork. Remember what I told you? Well, she's been located, and people are closing in on her and her victims hostages. But nothing is resolved yet, and she can return any moment. She can fly if she drinks a few people dry beforehand.

[/private]

[ponderstibbons]

GOODE FOR HER- MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

...Sorry! Oh Gods, sorry, Captaine. I've suddenly got this funny urge to write like that ande say those sorts of things. I thinke I need a lie downe...

[cpt_tantony]

What? What??

Ponder, are you all right? Why do you write in upper case letters? And what about your parents - I know they're dead! Her Ladyship told me once she saw their grave at Small Gods.

Is Victor anywhere near - perhaps he can calm you down a bit? Poor Ponder - it's getting at all of us. I get a relapse of the Pointy One, and Beth wants to have a werewolf pelt hearth rug to make out on - why shouldn't Ponder feel the strain as well?

[ponderstibbons]

OH, I'M JUSTE BLOODY PEACHY. WHY SHOULD I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY SHOULD ANYONE BOTHER TO TELL ME WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOWE WHY I'M THINKINGE SOMETHING ABOUT OWLS NOW, BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. BUT FOR SOME REASON I SUPPOSE YOU'VE BEEN HAVING A REAL LAUGH, HAVEN'T YOU?

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I'M REALLY GOINGE TO HAVE A LIE DOWN NOW, OKAY?

[amcw_badge177]

I must admit, Mr. Stibbons, you are one of the moste careful people I have ever met. At least, withe regards to everything but the Dungeon Dimensons ande the destruction of the Disc...

[ponderstibbons]

EXACTLY! PLEASE EXCUSE THE YELLING!

[amcw_badge177]

That's fine, Mr. Stibbons. I'm used to people shouting at me. Not so muche these days, true, but it takes me back...

[ponderstibbons]

OH, ER, GOODE?

[nineforhell]

Sometimes you might need reminding. For some reason. Perhaps.

Anyway it makes me feel better.

[ponderstibbons]

Do you- do you thinke I want to- do you thinke I give a- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO SAY!

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ARG! SORRY! I DON'T MEAN THAT.