:> Your complaining was rather endearing. I'd think that if I WINGED AND MOANED IN MY LJ, PEOPLE WOULD ROLL THEIR EYES - BUT MAYBE NOT, BECAUSE THIS WINGING WAS
*eek*
*peeks out from under hands*
dun .. dun .. dun ..
CAPSLOCK!
It makes me sound like a really angry person with an axe. A shiny, sticky axe.
*eep*
Anyway. You are sweet.
Who is Ivy? Give me a rant. ^^ (Gosh, I'm so demanding XD) *clicks fingers like a true queen* (The Emmet sort, not the Elizabeth sort) (Although, Elizabeth IS my middle name...)
*randomly imagines self with the name Emmelina*
...
o.0
Ooh! I haven't used that smilie for so long!
>:F
That's the best one though. I do beliueve I have a whole entry devoted to it... *rummages*
Lol. ^^ An axe made of sharpened capital letters all glued together. And you're wearing an elaborate hat made out of the inverted letter 'Y'. Yellow hat. And your creepy, axe-man phrase of death is "It's as easy as ABC, kids!" followed by perverse high-pitched laughter
( ... )
And my axe name is Bert! XD And I put on finger-puppet plays in my spare time. And I am obsessed with monkeys. And fluffy handcuffs. :>
That sounds rather bodgy. Do you have a big house? *whispers secret voodoo messages at Ivy to get her to leave*
No, no - there's actually a movie called Zorro: The Gay Blade. Not just Zorro. But - *gasp* - Antonio Banderas! And Catherine Zeta Jones! You must see the orignial!
^^ And the finger puppet plays are all narratives of your life, to an audience of a dog and goldfish that can occassionally be found in your house, and heavily feature vegetables.
Well it's not a small house. *counts* Five bedrooms, but each one filled.
Ooh! Sounds interesting. I'll watch the link later though - mum is in the room and being rather homophobic, I'll not run the risk of the not-trailer characters shouting out things like "I fucked his donkey and then I fucked him. And gosh, it was good!" "The donkey or him?" "... Him." "You had to think about that." "Yes, well the donkey wasn't bad or anything. But my love of hard, firm men is stronger by far." "I bet it is, Stewart." "Yes, Zorro. It is." <- (may not be accurate interpretation of the film.)
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*eek*
*peeks out from under hands*
dun .. dun .. dun ..
CAPSLOCK!
It makes me sound like a really angry person with an axe. A shiny, sticky axe.
*eep*
Anyway. You are sweet.
Who is Ivy? Give me a rant. ^^ (Gosh, I'm so demanding XD) *clicks fingers like a true queen* (The Emmet sort, not the Elizabeth sort) (Although, Elizabeth IS my middle name...)
*randomly imagines self with the name Emmelina*
...
o.0
Ooh! I haven't used that smilie for so long!
>:F
That's the best one though. I do beliueve I have a whole entry devoted to it...
*rummages*
http://de-paddestoel.livejournal.com/35349.html
Aha! *weilds internet address and flings it around in the air like a lassooo*
*thunks it down on your desk dramatically*
*flicks a whip in plum satin*
... Oh dear, now I'm just borrowing from Zorro: The Gay
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And I put on finger-puppet plays in my spare time.
And I am obsessed with monkeys.
And fluffy handcuffs. :>
That sounds rather bodgy. Do you have a big house? *whispers secret voodoo messages at Ivy to get her to leave*
No, no - there's actually a movie called Zorro: The Gay Blade. Not just Zorro. But - *gasp* - Antonio Banderas! And Catherine Zeta Jones! You must see the orignial!
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zorro+the+gay+blade&search=Search
Ohw, but they didn't pick the best bits. I was hoping for a trailer. Oh well.
... *bursts into laughter*
XD XD xD (!!!)
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Well it's not a small house. *counts* Five bedrooms, but each one filled.
Ooh! Sounds interesting. I'll watch the link later though - mum is in the room and being rather homophobic, I'll not run the risk of the not-trailer characters shouting out things like "I fucked his donkey and then I fucked him. And gosh, it was good!" "The donkey or him?" "... Him." "You had to think about that." "Yes, well the donkey wasn't bad or anything. But my love of hard, firm men is stronger by far." "I bet it is, Stewart." "Yes, Zorro. It is." <- (may not be accurate interpretation of the film.)
xxx Laura xxx
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