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[pondbluebird]

My brother ended up making the speech for my mom's retirement party. I wrote the majority of it though. It went as well as a boring event like that could go

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[emptysound]

at least youve got something to blame, i'm ALWAYS like that!

[pondbluebird]

hahaha

[annablume]

Yeah, that totally sounds like me on a normal day.

Don't fret. Soon you will be noticeably pregnant and the general public will start dismissing all your emotions - real or hormonal!

[pondbluebird]

someone at my mom's party who didn't know i was pregnant, asked if i was. i about died cause i didn't think it was all that obvious. but yeah, now that i look in the mirror...