17. A hundred million bottles/Washed up on the shore

[pompous_today]

If anybody has heard the rumours of an outbreak of crabs at Medical Island, I would advise all of you to please not panic. That is simply one of the consequences of spending time at a beach that strips the clothing from your body before you go there and is easily taken care of

Comments

[kleptomonkey]

There's more than one?

[pompous_today]

There's the kind that pinches and lives on the beach, and [pen taps] there's also "crab" as a euphemism for a parasite.

[kleptomonkey]

Ick.

two minutes later

[kleptomonkey]

Wait, what kind are at Medical?

[redrobinhood]

Our hero.

[pompous_today]

I try my hardest.

[redrobinhood]

I'm sure trying your hardest pleases everyone Doc.

[pompous_today]

People who come to see me certainly tend to leave satisfied.

YAY AWKWARD

[subject_e0057]

....Thank you for the announcement.

It's also worth noting that... ah... the mistletoe is in The Wilderness as well. I'm not sure if these are... potentially related.

Blame Rabbit's entry XD

[pompous_today]

It is quite possible. It's easy for a crab to sneak up when one is engaged in... activities on the beach.

MAYBE I WILL.

[subject_e0057]

[A few pen taps.]

Ah. I believe I initially misunderstood.

[pompous_today]

That is what happened at Rabbit's latest entry, too. No harm done.

[smokesordie]

Thanks for the PSA.

[pompous_today]

I am always pleased to do my part.

[redhead_rabbit]

Crustaceans.

[pompous_today]

Yes.