Oh shit, Big Pussy's about to get whacked...

Matt Stern, you should comment on this entry with five 80's synth pop albums that I must listen to, that are neither too dark nor too poppy. I'm a layperson, after all.

Oh, I just read something hilarious in Entertainment Weekly. From an interview with Martin Short, about Jiminy Glick:

EW: What's the key to unlocking Jiminy?
MS: The analogy I always use is that he wouldn't say to Bill Clinton, "Why'd you do that with Monica Lewinksy, he'd say, "Should Tyne Daly work more?"

Exactly.

Watch Oprah this Friday and look for a redhead in the audience with glasses and green cardigan crying like an idiot when Miss Winfrey walks onstage. It might be me.

PS - Just remember the camera adds ten pounds k thx.

Oh shit, who just watched the season premiere of Arrested Development?

Good stuff, man.

I just really want someone or something to flip a switch inside me.

Ya know?

(I also want a tattoo on my arm but I don't think I could pull it off)

"Oh my God... women are the COWS of people!"

-Reese from Malcolm in the Middle

Potato chips are fucking good.

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It's 3:00 in the morning and I am so tired but feel really restless. I need something... deliciously exciting and sexy to happen in my life ( Read more... )