Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch? No. He *is* the Wild Bunch.

[eversohandsome]

Ladies, gents... polyites! Hello! I'm Alex and I'm super shiny new here. I woke up to an acceptance notif for this guy here on Christmas morning so... thank you, mods! What a present! <3

I'm bringing with me this usually London-based gang-member, getaway driver and man-sized labrador puppy who goes by the name of Handsome Bob from the Guy Ritchie

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[shifts]

Baaaabbbyyyyyydooolllllll bobbuuuuu

[eversohandsome]

OH HELLO, STRANGER. YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

[shifts]

dare i say you look quite dashing bruv

[eversohandsome]

Fuck yes. About as fit as you do, mate.

[valentineluke]

If he's looking to hook-up with the local baddies, here's one - hiya.

[eversohandsome]

I think he'll be looking to hook up with some sort of gang. Whether they're a bunch of criminals or not kind of depends on whether they satisfy some of his own criteria! He sticks with his gang now because they're his friends. So, I think if he makes friends who end up being criminals, he'd probably follow like a sheep. /tl;dr

AND HELLO! :3

[specifics]

mO....Om h-hello! welcome to poly! weep baw bob so lovely ;-; ljsfklslkjfds wonderful to have you! lmffdslkfjds <3!

[eversohandsome]

HELLO! I know, sob. Lovely Bob is here. Ready to be adorable at everyone. /pets him

THANK YOU FOR THE EXCELLENT WELCOME!

[specifics]

Sob oh the confusion ahead re Bob's FACE 8XXXXX

[eversohandsome]

AHAH OH GOD. Yeah, that's going to take a little bit of explaining ;;

...he won't have a clue what anybody's on about.

[intheblanks]

Welcome to the game~ (shewokeup at plurk)

[eversohandsome]

Thanks very much! <3

[aperfectthird]

SCREAMING HI BB HI

[eversohandsome]

SCREAMING OMG HELLO YOU!

[aperfectthird]

\o\ \o/ /o/

WELCOME TO THE GAAAAAME