This is so weird. I've never had to do one of these before.
Proto here was my first character in Poly, way back when I first joined all you lovely people on December 20th of Aught-Seven. As of tomorrow, he'll have been around for three years. And since the game in which he was introduced was Mega Man 3, and
his show was set to run for three seasons (but then got canceled in the third), I figure it's fitting and appropriate that his run in Poly last for three years, too.
He was far from my most sociable character, and certainly not my most friendly one, but my little red-armored sarcasm-cracking Scott-McNeil-voiced godawful-marksman brother-complexed troll of a superfighting robot has always held a special place close to my heart, and I've had a lot of fun with him during his run here. But it's been three years, and he's ready to go home and have flagrant UST with beat up his little brother again.
Which means he's leaving the City tomorrow. And since Proto is, as mentioned, a complete troll, he's leaving all of you a little gift when he goes:
→ RESIDENTS OF BUILDING 5, you may notice his departure is being heralded with the sound of explosions. And you'd be right; he'll be blowing up his apartment as he goes. (Hey, just 'cause he's not living there anymore doesn't mean any of you dweebs get to move in, either.) The explosion will be contained by the walls of his apartment, so the only damage will be to his former residence, but people are welcome to overhear the blast and discover the wreckage, up until the City reforms the place fresh and new again and completes the process of wiping out any trace that he was ever here. And all of this comes 100% mod-approved.
And he leaves none of you anything, because that's how he rolls. ♥
He'll have a departure post up tomorrow for anyone who wants to witness his final moments (or note the explosion), but I've tl;dred enough as it is and spreading this out over two posts would just be clutter to the max, so please:
friend remove proto_typing or
proto_typing Man, this is why I never drop characters. It hurts so much. :(
~Alex (who is still around with
primrosella,
prefers_chess, and
protects_her)