Hey guys out on Poly, we have a plot in store for you!
So on the 20th, Rosella and Edmund are going to the zoo (presumably for a certain King of Narnia's birthday) where in a fit of argument, they will accidentally release one of the Zoo's prized unicorns.
This is only problematic because this is a wild unicorn, and while virgins he's okay with, it is the deflowered who have to worry. While Edmund and Rosella will be hunting this unicorn down for a few days, it will be terrorizing the population of the City.
That said. If you have a character who is not a virgin who you wish to encounter the unicorn, be prepared to be mauled/trampled/gored/mangled at least a little. We have ten slots for people who want to be unicorn'd, so if you're interested sign up here!
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miseternity The unicorn is going to be caught on the 23rd by an elite squad of virgins (Edmund and Rosella will, undoubtedly, be taking volunteers for this, so watch out for a recruitment post by one of them), so all maulings have to happen between the 20th in the afternoon and the 23rd in the early evening, when the unicorn will be going back to the zoo.
If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask, just let me know!
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