Canon Pimp

[precto]

Want to show off your canon in full detail to other members of Poly so they'll apply? We're now opening up poly_crack for that purpose. Make a post, detail your canon and characters you want to see and provide links to the source material for others. IT IS UP TO YOU TO MAKE IT INTERESTING. Because I'm a huge lamer, I'll start. As a seperate

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[gforgreat]

Who was that loli girl that I mistook for Azmaria?

[precto]

[gforgreat]

...Wow.

[precto]

lol yeah. She's not from Tsukihime actual which is why I technically didn't list her. She's from the sequel Kagetsu Tohya, which I do not have a link too. ;A;

She does have a sort of twin though!

[moresake]

I really need to finish reading that orz.

[precto]

PLEASE DO

[moresake]

I stopped in the middle of Ciel's arc because she's annoying.

[precto]

Yeah, she is severely disliked probably because of how intolerant she is. I mean, out of all the characters, even though she's a main, she ranked 9 in the popularity poll. :(

I'm not a big fan of her personally but would be more than happy to have one around.

[tenmorehours]

She eats it for every meal of the day and all that weight is going to her ass. Hence the nickname "Curry Butt".

Wait. Hold on. I know the curry part, but...does it really go to her butt? Is that canon?? Because LOL XD

[precto]

The name "Curry Butt" isn't canon but the curry going to her ass is canon. She complains about it and I'm pretty sure Akiha calls her fatass at one point in one of the side stories.

[tenmorehours]

Somehow, that makes her much more endearing to me.

[precto]

Haha, that's surprising. She really is a hated character. ;A;

[a_silent_due]

............Mystic Eyes of Enchantment.

OH MY GOD I CLICK ON A RANDOM CHAPTER AND I STUMBLE UPON THE GRATUITOUS RAPE DEVICE X(

[precto]

GOOD GOD OUT OF ALL THE CHAPTERS TO RANDOMLY CHOOSE. YOU HAVE SKILLS, RUXI.

[a_silent_due]

I BET ALL CHAPTERS ARE LIKE THAT

[precto]

THERE IS ONE CHAPTER WHERE SHIKI IS DREAMING THAT HE IS HAVING SEX WITH ARCUIED BUT THAT IS IT. THAT IS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

ENJOY YOUR PERVERTED SKILLS PERVERT MASTER.

[spellcoats]

You should do this for Nanoha

[precto]

I will make Mendaa do it for the good of mankind.

[spellcoats]

Make sure he includes a big pink blinking notice that says APP OR BE SHOT