L'amour des deux lapins: Instantanés Ch. 2, A Caskett 2-shot in the Bunneh-Verse, COMPLETE

Apr 04, 2015 12:38

Title: L'amour des deux lapins: Instantanés Ch. 2

Rating: K+

WC: ~2600 this chapter, ~4700 total

Summary: "It's a not-quite-random Thursday night. Her birthday isn't for a few days, but she as the next day off and the day after that, and he just "happened" not to come into the precinct to day. She smells something fantastic as soon as the elevator opens on their floor and knows today's the day. Not nothing."

A/N: Second and final chapter. Solely the responsibility of Cora Clavia. The series isn't particularly continuity dependent, but this comes after L'amour des deux lapins: Ce ne est pas un caneton.



It's a not-quite-random Thursday night. Her birthday isn't for a few days, but she as the next day off and the day after that, and he just "happened" not to come into the precinct to day. She smells something fantastic as soon as the elevator opens on their floor and knows today's the day. Not nothing.

Chili. She smiles to herself. He makes great chili. His recipe. He insists on that, but it's really theirs now. She's added and taken away and insisted and she loves the idea of it. The flutter she feels this time is excitement. It can't be anything too big if there's chili, and the Thursday before hits just the right spot between low key and surprise.

"Castle!" She snaps his name out, as she throws open the door, but even she can hear how wide her smile is.

"You're home." His voice is mournful, coming from nowhere.

Not nowhere. A huge box at the edge of the living room.

"She's home, ok?" That's frazzled. Exasperated. "You'll come out for her, right?"

It's a Photo Booth. She knows that all the way from the hall. She knows that well before she kicks her shoes off and dumps her keys. She knows, but she doesn't know until she's whisking the curtain back and there he is. There all three of them are. Castle on the floor with his back to the wall underneath the camera, his legs stretched out as straight as they'll go, Batman and Ferrous glaring down at him from the round stool twisted all the way up.

"Happy birthday?"

"I'm sorry." He winces and presses a palm to his lower back. She wonders how long he's been trapped there on the floor. "The booth . . . that was supposed to be gone, and Jenny and Kevin were going to take the rabbits over night, and . . . it was just supposed to be you and me and chili. That's all."

He gestures to the living room. There's a dark cloth on the coffee table and the good dishes. There's wine in a decanter and some heavenly yeasty smell coming from something covered by a tea towel, resting in a basket that was her mom's. It doesn't go with anything. It came to her battered and there's a hole in the side exactly the size of Ferrous's nose. It's out of place among the elegance of everything else, and she loves him for it.

"That's all," she echoes absently, because it's not. She steps into the candlelight and sees it's not.

There are strips of glossy paper everywhere. They're tucked all around the lampshade, covering every inch. They're dangling from the ceiling on fishing line and rising up on tall wire photo clips on shelves and window sills like a black-and-white forest.

"It's everyone." She wanders with curious hands. She takes strip after strip and turns each one toward her. She loves the feel of them as they brush her shoulders and the flicker of the gas fire and candles off familiar faces.

It is everyone. It's Ryan and Esposito in top hats. Esposito threatens Ryan with a silver-topped cane in one, but Ryan has him by the collar in the next, a tiny, pearl-handled prop gun shoved against his partner's neck.

It's Lanie puckering up for the camera, a faux fur stole draped around her shoulders. Then it's Lanie twirling a boa. Lanie tossing a sultry look over her shoulder, her back bared in a daring sequin dress.

"She's a master of the quick change," Castle says, pressing his cheek to hers. "Mistress. I didn't ask."

Kate laughs and spins the next strip. "Gates." She says it out loud. She doesn't quite believe it, but there she is. Gates, scowling in a derby with a monocle in one frame, vamping with a long cigarette holder and a boa of a different color in the next.

She moves on, trying to wrap her mind around it all. Around LT and Sully and Karpowski and Madison of all people. She stoops and rests her hands on the edge of things to peer at the strips rising up and fanning out from every flat surface. Martha with dramatic eyes and a veil drawn across her face. Alexis and Chuck in matching cabby hats, and princess hats. In crossed bandoliers and serapes.

"It's everyone," she says again as she rises. She's methodical now. Going back over things she's already seen. Finding the new ones. Laughing at every new iteration of the people she's closest to. Every surprise. She wanders, saying name after name. She feels silly every time. Stupid, but she can't get over it.

"Pretty much everyone." He trails along behind her, smiling and proud, but anxious and a little miserable too. "Almost."

"My dad." She tugs at that one, snapping the fishing line. She looks around, and it seems to be just this strip alone. He's serious in the three shots. No props at all, though he's smiling a little in the last. He's so much himself that it takes her a minute to realize he's wearing a high, stiff collar with some kind of wide silk cravat wound around it. "You got my dad to do this?"

Castle nods. His cheeks darken and he swipes a palm against his thigh like his hands are sweaty at the memory. "Once I worked up the nerve to ask, he was great. He only gave me The Look, like, twice."

"Castle . . ." She looks around, wordless. She raises her palms. Her throat is too thick for anything else.

"I wanted it to be everyone," he says again. "A party with everyone, and still just us."

"Everyone. Just us." She manages that. She scrapes that out as she raises on her toes and kisses him full on the mouth. "Castle, it's . . ."

"Nothing. I promised." He gives her a smile, tiny enough to make her wonder. Enough to make her remember.

"The rabbits." She twists around, suddenly as worried as she should have been all along.

"They're fine." He follows her gaze to the hulking box, but everything's quiet on that front. "They just . . . " His grin dissolves. "Batman would have none of it all day and then like two hours ago, she decided it's Fort Tiny Fierce or something. And Ferrous . . ." He's back to miserable again. "They won't come out."

"Won't they?"

She marches over and whisks the curtain in back. Ferrous sits up, excited to see her. She recognizes the flash of color around his neck. A dark, jewel-tone pattern.

"A bow tie?" She gives Castle an incredulous look over her shoulder. "How many has he eaten?"

"None." He shrugs. "He loves it . . . it's a thing. We . . . I have a matching one."

"A bow tie," she says like she's not sure she's heard him. "A matching bow tie." She looks him up and down. "Gonna need to see that later."

She turns her attention back to the problem at hand. Ferrous drops his paws back to the stool, hunkering down as though he senses the tension in the air. Batman regards her cooly.

"Hey," Kate says sharply. She holds her palm up flat, nudging the little black toes with the tips of her fingers. "On board."

Batman slaps her hand hard. One paw then the other. She lowers her head and lets out one of her rare growls. Kate goes stiff with shock.

"No." Castle reaches in past her to give the rabbit a firm tap between the ears. She rears up to snap at him, but he's firm for once. He gives a second tap and a sharp repeat. "None of that."

Ferrous waddles in place, chirruping and trying to nose Batman back into happiness. He only manages to set the stool spinning. Batman leaps into the air and comes down, again and again, landing in the same place, facing them, every time as the stool winds down and down.

"You tried . . ." Kate's trying not to laugh. He hates having his plans spoiled and she knows it's not funny to him, but . . .

". . . everything," he says miserable. "Greens, carrots, every kind of fruit we have . . ."

"Girl Scout cookies?" She gives him a narrow look. He's not supposed to give them people food, but he sneaks it all the time. Batman is crazy for Thin Mints.

"Everything. She knocked those out of my hand."

Kate rolls out of the booth, her back to the side. She looks at him. How miserable he is, like this is all ruined instead of wonderful. Instead of absurd and completely wonderful. She grabs a fistful of shirt and kisses him again. She kisses the miserable look right off his face and the apology right off his lips.

"There's wine?"

He nods, dazed but willing. Eager.

"Bring it." She slides down the booth to the floor, twitching the curtain closed. "Bring all of it."

He brings all of it. He spreads throws from the couch like picnic blankets. He snaps the dark table cloth high in the air and settles it with a flourish. He calls her my lady and holds out his hand to help her down to the scatter of cushions. He sets out candle sticks and elegant silver and won't let her do a thing. He recreates the whole scene. Almost the whole scene.

"Soup's on."

She's busily sifting through the stack of throw-away pictures, but the near scent of chili snaps her head up. He's handing down a plastic robot bowl, not the wide, shallow soup plate he'd set out among the rest of the finery.

"They're deep," he says, waving off the look she gives him. "Can't have you spilling all over."

"Me, spilling."

She mimes wiping the corner of her mouth. He falls for it, swiping hastily at his own. She laughs and he grumbles. He's forcing it a little at first. Trying to make do, even though this isn't what he wanted for them tonight. But he's cheerful soon enough.

They feast on chili and welsh rarebit muffins piled high in her mother's basket. They're both cheerful soon enough. They're round and full and warm with wine and each other. All's right with the world, except for two stubborn rabbits, and even that seems to be a problem that'll keep a while. They've decided on periodic surveillance and leaving well enough alone for now.

"I can't believe she doesn't hate it in there." Kate reaches above her head to slap the button again. Things whir and click at their backs. A sheet of light flares behind the curtain. They hear the rapid drum of rabbit feet and the frantic back-and-forth of their strange conversations. "All that noise and the light . . ."

"Oh, she did." Castle gingerly plucks the still-wet strip from the silver slot. He holds it up. It's nothing but teeth and a blur of paws this time. Hardly a glimpse of Ferrous behind her. "She does."

"But she loves it, too." She fans out the pile between them. Strip after strip of the two of them. Curious and bored. Alert and sacked out. Snuggling and clinging to opposite edges of the stool, staring grumpily off into space.

"She's complex." He smiles down at something half-buried. Batman is drawn up on her haunches, ready to strike in one shot, braced on Ferrous's shoulder twitching a fascinated nose as close to the camera as she can get in the next. "Wonder where she gets that from."

"Funny." She elbows him, laughing off the dirty look he gives her, and ducking her head to sip the wine from his skin where it sloshes over the back of his hand. "So, where are they?"

"Th- they?" He stutters, following the flick of her tongue in and out one last time.

"Yours, Castle." She edges closer to him in case he's inclined to jump up and start clearing the dishes or get more wine or see if, against all odds, the rabbits are ready to come out yet. In case he's inclined to run. "There must be a million of you." She thinks about it. "And Ferrous. Matching bow tie?"

"A million," he agrees. "Mostly him staring. Or chewing. Or destroying props. He . . ." He twists around, as if he expects Batman to be lurking in the gap between the curtain and the side of the booth. He whispers, "He sat on Batman's tiara. Don't tell her, though. She was big on the tiara."

"Batman?" Her finger stabs at the picture that's landed on top of the pile, a particularly fierce battle shot. "A tiara?"

"So tiny!" He sets down his wineglass, his hands suddenly too busy with gestures to keep track of it. "Of course she tried to bite it. And then she tried to beat it up. And then she pushed it off every flat surface in the place and jumped on it. But I got it on her head and showed her the mirror, and she just preened. She . . ." He trails off. His hands still as he registers the fact that she's looking at him. "What?"

"You." She tugs at his shirt front. "I want to see you."

"They're bad." He waves it off. "I shredded a lot of them."

"Shredded?" She laughs, sure he must be kidding, but he's red all the way to his hairline. He's not kidding.

"It's weird." He squirms a little as he says it. "My picture is everywhere." He rolls his eyes and saves her the trouble. "Kind of everywhere. I mean, growing up with Mother, and then . . . on my own . . . I've got the 'where's the camera' thing down, and it hardly ever bothers me. But this . . ."

"It's weird?" She thinks about it. All the times she's mugged in one of these at an amusement park or a museum basement on a rainy day. All the times she's crammed in with half a dozen friends or pulled the curtain, falling back and tugging at a lover's clothes, the flash searing the instant on the back of her eyelids. She thinks what it would be like, staring straight ahead, her own face staring back, faint in the glass as she waits for the sheet of light. "Alone it's weird."

He nods, miserable again, but she won't have it. She sets her wine far to the side and reaches for his. She scrambles up, bare feet slipping and scattering the glossy strips far and wide.

"Up." She tugs at his shoulder. At his collar. "Come on." She has him on his feet. She snags him by the belt loops and kisses him. "Not alone now."

"Not alone," he murmurs, slapping at the button as he follows her, stumbling through the curtain.

There's a flurry of rabbits. Paws and teeth and joy and outrage. Kate laughs. She fumbles behind her with one hand and sets the stool spinning. Ferrous twitches his ears high, delighted that they're all together. Delighted that everything's spinning and he's getting taller and taller. Batman tries to glare everywhere at once as the world turns around her.

Castle wedges himself into the corner behind the stool. He reaches for Kate, but she's falling into him already. She's grinning hard, and so is he. The air clicks and whirs around them. The booth rumbles and the world goes light, searing the instant on the back of their eyelids.

A/N: All done. Happy spring renewal of life/honoring of the past holiday.

fic, caskett, fanfiction, writing, fanfic, castle, l'amour des deux lapins

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